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cthia
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I don't know why we have such a distaste for Cordelia Ransom. She's just of a different type of royalty.
Her Royal Heinous. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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pokermind
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Mange, <That pun is heinous!> Mange ![]() CPO Poker Mind
![]() "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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cthia
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Storm From The Shadows
Who says Elizabeth and her government doesn't have a handle on military maneuvers? In the internecine warfare that is the government, tactical maneuvers are first implemented and polished there before trickling down to the Navy. lol Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Clearly one of the SLN's main contributions to its lost against the RMN in the Second Battle of Manticore was its lack of operational security. Why, the Manties knew they were coming, the name of the Operation and the CO. Which gives testament that even in the Honorverse, the old adage still rings true...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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How did Minister Krietzmann get a mangled hand? Did he get it too close to the meat grinder -- Helga Boltitz before her titanium braces were removed?
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Storm From The Shadows
Irene Teague speaking...
'Tis sad, because it's true. Most cockroaches have the sense to scatter and run at first sight of any lights being turned on. Wedges or no. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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Rincewind
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What about Daud al-Fanudahi's reply:
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tourist
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To be fair, not all fleets can be lead by the Great Wizzurd or the Postmaster General |
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cthia
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First treecat law demanded...
http://www.examiner.com/article/do-cats ... california Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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cthia
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Truth hidden in humor.
There just ain't no way League bureaucrats are going to allow their citizens to believe in this MAlign monkey business. Streak drives? Puh-lease! Starring on League HD now, is a parody of an Old Earth classic poking fun of Manty claims of MAlign boogeymen with streak drives.
And that's it Peeps (no pun intended) there's just no such thing as a boogeyman with a streak drive. And just like Ray Stevens' hit on vinyl, that's final. https://youtu.be/XtzoUu7w-YM . Last edited by cthia on Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:21 am, edited 4 times in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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