Randomiser, we obviously have some miscommunication here, because I agree with several of your points.
Randomiser wrote:Hi All. Back after a break.
On the assassination thing, McGuinness
1. I'm not military, but I don't see why shooting an unsuspecting sergeant from hiding is a perfectly acceptable ambush but shooting an unsuspecting general from hiding is a dastardly assassination
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If you're at war and a man is wearing an enemy uniform and hasn't surrendered, shooting him is perfectly acceptable according to the Geneva Convention. I have no argument with that, and in fact pointed out the battle of Haryl's crossing, where the Charisian snipers shot all the Corisandian leadership they could find as soon a they were within range, which was crucial to winning the battle. They'd also have been happy to shoot Wyrshym the first time he encountered ICA troops in the Sylmahn Gap if they'd known where he was.
Randomiser wrote:2. Clyntahn is inspiring, directing, enforcing and fuelling the Jihad, so he is a perfectly respectable military target whether or not he happens to wear a uniform.
I can' and I won't argue with your logic there. Otherwise I would have argue with Merlin's desire to shoot Clyntahn if he ever gets close enough to do the job, which I suspect is more an emotional response than a logical one. (After all, Clyntahn is doing more to undermine the Proscriptions and actually help the allies than any Grand Fornicator in history...)
Randomiser wrote:3. I rather suspect the Inquisition do post a schedule for executions in Zion. How else do they get the crowds to attend?
Yeah, I think you got me there. Obviously the executions - I mean the opportunities for the "Heretics" to confess their sins and by the destruction of their mortal bodies save their souls" are obviously posted somewhere in advance. Unfortunately, all that Merlin had in place when Gwylym and his surviving crewmates were murdered was a SNARC remote running on purely passive sensors, so he was quite lucky to get the picture of Gwylym spitting in Clyntahn's face, and that imagery was passed along to OWL hours later after the SNARC remote had retreated to whatever Merlin considers a safe distance from the Temple for a SNARC remote to beam its info to a SNARC in orbit, then back to OWL.
If Charis is serious about killing Clyntahn they ought to send a dozen scout snipers to attend the Inquisition's next dog and pony show. Once again we come up against Charis' policy of "We don't assassinate people, Clyntahn does!" Some people make the world a better place by their absence, and Clyntahn would be one of them. So would the entire Go4 and every member of the Inquisition in Zion. (Does Phandys count? Cause I have high hopes for him!) You may have noted that Charis has already passed a death sentence on
every inquisitor?
Of course the snipers should also shoot Trynair and Magwair if they're present, (Duchairn doesn't attend these things) plus every member of the Inquisition in view, and mercy kill their poor victims before they're burned to death or put to the Punishment, since rescuing their broken bodies is out of the question. Unfortunately the snipers may not have time to shoot everyone on the podium who deserves it, since the snipers need to
escape after all!
Randomiser wrote:4. I recognise all the issues raised about whether killing Clyntahn is often feasible or would be helpful for Merlin's longer term Aim, but I'm with Don as regards trying to minimise the cost in war dead.
I hate Clyntahn as much as anyone, yet I understand how his rubber stamping any and all allied inventions (and those of his own people) that will help the war effort undermine the Proscriptions and spur innovation. Other Grand Fornicators might think twice about it, Clyntahn obviously doesn't.
As destructive as the war has been and will continue to be, you can't discount the incredible amount of innovation it has spurred, especially in Charis. This doesn't mean I'm wild about the body count, especially among the concentration camps, which I expect HM to encounter soon. There are three good things about finding a concentration camp: first, the victims will be fed, second, they'll be freed, and finally, all of the guards and officers overseeing the camp who don't escape (unlikely with HM's cavalry units) will be lined up against the wall and shot.
Immediately!
As horrible as all this is, the war cannot end until the leadership of the CoGA, whoever they happen to be at the time, are willing to sit down at the negotiating table, and meet several of the following terms:
1) The reformist churches have every right to exist and will not be persecuted, much like the TLs in Tellesberg are tolerated and allowed their own churches and priests.
2) The power of the Inquisition to torture kill in the name of God must be renounced by the CoGA and all schisms (Not a problem for the CoC or the CoS.) The CoGA will whine about the Book of Schueler and their responsibilities to the souls of every man, but in the end they'll renounce the Question and the Punishment, or the allies will deal with the even
newer leaders of the CoGA.
3) The civil power of the CoGA must be broken. No more appointing Kings, Dukes, Earls, etc. No decreeing laws. You're supposed to be
priests, act like it!
4) All Archbishops, bishops, etc. will be appointed locally by local clergy.
5) No religion is to be allowed to muster or deploy troops. War is an act of governments, not religion.
6) Tithes are to be reduced to no more than 10%, which is what the word "tithe" actually means, to prevent the CoGA and any schism from becoming "adventurous" or overly corrupt. The CoGA is to give up any claims of ownership of its estates, lands, and holdings in the EoC, Siddarmark, and in
any other country whose troop's expenses it paid or for whom it provided weapons during the Jihad, which includes the Temple Lands.
Throw the last bit in as a negotiating ploy, but by all means, break up the huge estates in the Temple Lands that have kept the vicarage fat, happy, and feeling that corruption is their due for centuries! Hand part of those estates over to the serf/slaves who were tied to the land they worked. The vicars are free to hire their former slaves or those of anyone else for a fair wage. (I bet they'll likely be astonished by how much production goes up on the former serf's land!)
7) The CoGA must order all TLs to live peacefully with their reformist neighbors and to not initiate violence against them, as will the schisms. (Good luck with that in Siddarmark, where the Reformists are going to want some
serious payback!)
8) Serfdom and slavery by any name chain the human spirit. God created all the Adams and all the Eves in the same instant, therefore all men are God's children, so binding some of them with the chains of slavery is unjust. (Good luck getting that past Harchong or Desnair, but a good poker player has a card or two he can throw away - for now.)
Feel free to jump in and add any additional terms of surrender you'd like - I know I didn't think of them all!
Randomiser wrote:5. I think, 'We won't shoot at their their rulers so they won't shoot at us,' is the most unutterably hypocritical cowardice and the furthest thing from the minds of Cayleb and Sharleyan imaginable. It is equivalent to saying 'We don't mind putting our vassals and subjects, whom we are sworn to protect, in harm's way, but by no means are we prepared to put ourselves in any danger.' Does that sound like either of our monarchs to you?
Of course it
doesn't, and you know it, because they wear their ballistic undies! (Remember Sharley getting shot?) Who was in the first wave to rescue King Haarahld in OAR? Cayleb - that's when he got to use Excalibur in battle for the first time. However, there's a
major reason that rulers are surrounded by bodyguards. The death of bodyguard is a tragedy, but the death of a just ruler is a
disaster!
There's a short list of high church officials and enemy rulers who the EoC would shoot on sight - the Go4 and King Ronald of Dohlar, and all of them have murdered thousands of Charisians or helped to cause the death of thousands of Siddarmarkan and EoC citizens to make that list. Did Cayleb have Nahrmahn, Irys, Daivyn, Sharley, or Tarot (whatever his name is) executed? Nope, Cayleb either married them or married their kids off to his relatives, as well as making them high ranking nobles in the EoC. How is
that working out? Rather well wouldn't you think? How would things be going if Cayleb had shortened Nahrmahn by a head? (The little guy
has been rather useful after all.)
How about killing off Irys and Daivyn to end Hektor's bloodline? That would have settled things down
nicely in Corisande. Instead Clyntahn tried to kill Irys and Hektor in front of the cathedral on their wedding day, and now Corisandian youths by the
thousands are signing up for the ICA!
Ok, so Sharley
did actually execute Zebediah, but they had him dead to rights for treason and you just can't let people like that live - and the island of Zebediah is rather pleasantly shocked to be getting honest governance for the first time!
If you can cite me a
single instance where anyone who serves the EoC had a shot at a foreign ruler and didn't take it, I'll argue this point with you. Since I can't think of a
single one, you've basically set up a straw man argument which has never occurred. When the Haarahld VIIs arrive in Gorath Bay and Merlin sets out after King Ronald to catch and execute him, I'll accept your apology. (Although given my track record, that isn't likely to happen...)
Randomiser wrote:6. I recognize there are all sorts of storyline reasons why Clyntahn probably survives until the last minute, and maybe even beyond, as a fugitive, say. But I was responding to the 'Merlin would love to shoot Clyntahn but can't,' suggestion up thread.
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If you
insist that Merlin shoot Clyntahn, now that Merlin has access to Aivah's intelligence sources in Zion - by which I mean he could ask her
nicely if perhaps her people could inform him when the next round of executions are scheduled. A simple colored scarf placed in a window with a passive SNARC watching would be info enough for him to arrive for the festivities. A single shot would ring out, and it would most likely do
lovely things that I won't go into great detail here to Clyntahn's head. However, the presence of a PICA that close to the Temple might wake up something in the basement... so if you're going to shoot Clyntahn, have a unit of scout snipers do it, since they'll have time to shoot all the vicars, inquisitors, and mercy kill the mangled victims as well. (Or not, it depends on how badly the victims have been tortured.)
However, once the Temple Basement has been secured, it would be a shame
not to have a Clyntahn death scene like when Mab executed the priest in LaMA. Besides, Clyntahn really
does need to look into the eyes of the being who predates the Day of Creation and who will someday relegate the CoGA to the steaming dung heap of history as the perversion that it is - and be told that Clyntahn isn't God but he
will make a nice wall hanging as the maniacal megalomaniac he
is, and that the lunatics Langhorne and Chihiro are waiting for him as fellow mass murderers in Hell!
I don't suppose Merlin could impale the Grand Fornicator upside down using a new orifice? Nah, not classy enough for a terrifying execution that's so richly deserved... Since it's his most obvious feature, impale him on the wall through his stomach. I understand that it often takes a
long time to die that way...