gcomeau wrote:
Reminded me of the "Kissing Hank's Ass" story.
(Which, if you've never read it, go google it. Seriously, do it now!!!!It's a laugh riot while really effectively illustrating the religious con involved in offering people an afterlife.)
Read it. Laughed my ass off.
And a wiener without mustard and ketchup is a crime against Life, the Universe, and Everything.