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by Yow » Sat Apr 04, 2015 6:36 pm | |
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~ToF Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!" |
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by kenl511 » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:01 am | |
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From "Let's Dance!" IFF, or HHA5.
"Don't tell us you're about to order us to protest your orders in writing! Because that would about the most ridiculous thing ever!" Nairobi to Harrington on Hawkwing. |
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by cthia » Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:53 am | |
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Cauldron of Ghosts
Sharon Justice to Yuri Radamacher
The Honorverse gives new meaning to long distance romances, doesn't it? Giving rise to such quips as... "I haven't seen you in a blue moon." "I haven't seen you in so long, my pimples are now pimps." "I haven't seen you in so long, I joined a nunnery." "I haven't seen you in so long, I thought I'd filed a restraining order." "I've fallen in love with your twin." It's little wonder military relationships are forever targeted by heat-seeking missiles er Mistresses. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by kenl511 » Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:33 am | |
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Jody was there when you left...... Dear John letters are a rather long lasting unfortunate institution. Accounts of such are part of the literature across many cultures. Homer, the tales of Arthur and the good old Vikings all have some examples. |
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by cthia » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:31 am | |
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Wow, I never considered the Dear John letters. They're probably on chips in the Honorverse. Therefore, Dear John chips! Gees, can you imagine the whole formality of signing for a chip. Loading it, then getting a "I've run off with the plumber. He was laying more pipe." ****** * Later passages... Marry and have opportunity to spend more time together. But probably get the boring jobs? But of course, the biological clock is now wound tightly. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:14 am | |
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Sharon.
What's he making, mud? Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:26 am | |
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:43 am | |
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This coffee thing is getting hilarious. My fiancée has this coffee machine, espresso maker, whatever... That looks more like an alien soul snatcher. It appears that a six month course to learn to operate the darn thing is a prerequisite. The joke goes "If anyone asks you if you'd like a cup of Joe, say no. Joe can taste like anything." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Imaginos1892 » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:25 pm | |
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That girl needs a Raspberry Pi! It's a single board computer that's about 2 1/4" x 3 1/2" and costs $35 to $45. Make sure you get the Version 2 Model B: 4-core 900 MHz ARM v7 CPU VideoCore 4 GPU 1 GB RAM 4 USB 2.0 ports 10/100 base-T Ethernet HDMI HD video Analog video Stereo sound It also needs: 5V 2A microUSB wall-wart USB keyboard and mouse 4GB or larger MicroSD chip (I recommend at least 32GB) TV or monitor with DVI or HDMI input HDMI or HDMI-DVI cable A set of stick-on heat sinks is helpful (Kootek, Addicore, etc.) Everything is available at Amazon.com. Download NOOBS from http://www.raspberrypi.org, use GParted to prepare the MicroSD, and copy it. Power up, allow it to boot, and choose Raspbian in the installer. If you need help setting it up I can provide complete instructions, but she may prefer to figure it out herself. Once it's running, install the Synaptic Package Manager: sudo apt-get install synaptic ...and you can download a whole pile of free programming tools for C, C++, Java, Perl, PHP, Python, Ruby and just about anything else she might be interested in. Wolfram has also made a free version of Mathematica available for the Raspberry. Some other things I recommend: Emacs, LibreOffice, Leafpad editor, and GIMP. ----------------- Why can't our celebrities be exceptional people like her? Instead the accolades go to useless creatures like "Kardashians" and Paris Hilton whose only accomplishments are inheriting money and wasting it, or Donald Trump whose only talent is making small fortunes out of large ones. Worse, people actually pay attention to their worthless opinions on subjects they know nothing about. ----------------- "That's not an argument; that's just contradiction!" "No it 'tisn't!" |
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by cthia » Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:43 am | |
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The raspberry PI is a neat little device. I ordered dozens of the things for experimentation when they first came out. My niece has about a dozen herself. Tierney is a tinkerer of the third kind - very close encounters. She connected one to a robotic system she purchased from Japan and you won't believe its capabilities. She still uses one that she interfaced to her telescope system, that continuously tracks whatever she wants in space. She got hooked on chatterbots and has created her own. She has mimicked her own voice. Upon entering her room, you hear her speak. It gives my sister the damn creeps. But she's way beyond a Raspberry PI. Her programming skills greatly exceeds the potential of a raspberry. We're both Linux users. The raspberry uses Linux, as you've indicated. No thanks on Mathematica though. We use our own personal CAS system. Mathematica is too limiting. Tierney is entering college this year. But she'll be living at home. Her computer needs have greatly surpassed the raspberry for certain. Tierney's room is being prepped in anticipation for her own Cray XC30-AC. The resting place of a Cray has special needs. I can't wait until she gets it. So she'll leave mine alone! They're a half million dollar systems, but much cheaper than the 18M dollar unit I was eyeballing and drooling over years ago. And the design is much simpler. I'm loving it! It's instrumental in my research. Although it isn't churning out my work as fast as I'd hoped, though it's not surprising. But it is churning, whereas other computers in parallel can't begin to deliver. My publishing depends on this Cray. Tierney has needs of her own. My sister can't stop her, although she's leery of her daughter creating something that'll take over Earth. Anyways, She has earned her own money and can very much afford to buy it herself, although I'm buying it for her as a graduation gift, and to prevent her from spending her own cash. By the way. Although she implements several personally tailored OS's on the PI, she has always been very fond of RISC ... on the PI. I'm in awe of her RISC skills. She has designed her own personal OS - for a super computer. Parallel programming - "I can't wait to take it for a spin, Uncle!" She's interested in this as a hobby. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Prize_Problems The Cray http://money.cnn.com/2013/05/07/technol ... index.html Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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