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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:44 am

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Niece sponsored.

A treecat on a ship's freighter inspection crew walks up to a nervous human...

<Need a bathroom break? 'Cause by my reckoning you've got about three seconds before you shit your pants.>

:lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sun Mar 22, 2015 3:59 am

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I keep pulling these out of my phone. My niece has a side-splitting sense of humor.

*The warrior treecat finally makes it to Detweiler's lair and a genetically enhanced soldier is standing guard at the door...

<"Over your dead body?">


:lol:


*The warrior treecat reference is to this post from the humor thread.

What is a warrior treecat's motto?

The shrill of victory and the agony of the feet.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sun Mar 22, 2015 2:53 pm

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cthia wrote:I have to share this with you all. My niece has been cracking me up. She keeps texting me with these...

Uncle, it's a shame that treecats can't talk because I imagine they have plenty of one-liners of their own waiting to get out.

A treecat meets a Mesan down a dark alley with a pulser on his hip ready to draw.

The treecat sizes him up like Clint Eastwood with his P38's out to the side also ready to draw. He looks at the Mesan and says...

<Go on punk. Roll the die!> :lol:


Another treecat meets a Mesan down a dark alley and says...

<Go on punk. Call me a pussy!> :lol:

Can't let my niece have all the fun. Samantha to Hamish...

<Are you happy to see me, or is that a celery stalk in your pocket>

:lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:11 am

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Cauldron of Ghosts
Ruth to Queen Berry
“In the long, illustrious—and very well-recorded—annals of royalty throughout the galaxy, Berry, no ruling queen I know of has ever just plopped herself on her consort’s lap in public.”

Nowhere in the long, illustrious—and very well-recorded—annals of royalty throughout the galaxy has any ruling queen ever been called a loose-goose either.
:lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:55 am

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Camping out in Cauldron of Ghosts
Berry to Ruth
You and Thandi are my two best friends, even leaving aside her formal status as head of the armed forces and yours as assistant chief spook.”

Ruth as assistant chief spook is just hilarious! And...wrong. It's just wrong. Wrong. Wrong. :lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by kenl511   » Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:52 pm

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Victor's thoughts during a certain gunfight:

Officer of the Revolution. Sneer and be damned.
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:05 am

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Cauldron of Ghosts
And in the end, Victor’s ruthlessness always has a purpose—to defend those whom he sees as weak and helpless against those who are mighty.”

The more I read of Victor Cachat the more I feel that he could have been a member of the Justice League.

A spinoff as a comic book superhero would be cool!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by Yow   » Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:31 pm

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Eggshell

~ToF

Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!"
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by Yow   » Sat Apr 04, 2015 1:35 pm

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“What does that mean?" asked Yana.
"It means he's been . . . he's going to . . ." He burst into tears. "He's the only friend I have.”

~ToF

Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!"
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by Yow   » Sat Apr 04, 2015 6:35 pm

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I'm a spy.

~ToF

Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!"
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