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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:32 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	And the winner of the Darwin award: CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Fri Mar 13, 2015 11:32 am

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And the winner of the Darwin award:

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:23 pm
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	Treecats are the cleanest killers in the Honorverse. They offer complimentary blood baths with their kills. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Fri Mar 13, 2015 5:23 pm

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Treecats are the cleanest killers in the Honorverse.

They offer complimentary blood baths with their kills.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by chrisd » Sun Mar 15, 2015 4:34 am
chrisd Captain (Junior Grade) Posts: 348 Joined: Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:38 am Location: North-East England (70%) and also Thailand (30%)	George J. Smith wrote:The story goes that during the Napoleonic wars a British officer was asked by a French officer Why do you wear Red Coats?". The reply was "So that if we are wounded the soldiers won't notice the blood and be downhearted". After that all French officers wore brown pants That one came over on the arc An alternative is that the Army Rugby team wear red shirts at inter-service matches "so that the blood doesn't show", The Royal Navy wear blue "for the same reason".
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by chrisd » Sun Mar 15, 2015 4:34 am

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George J. Smith wrote:The story goes that during the Napoleonic wars a British officer was asked by a French officer Why do you wear Red Coats?". The reply was "So that if we are wounded the soldiers won't notice the blood and be downhearted".
After that all French officers wore brown pants

That one came over on the arc

An alternative is that the Army Rugby team wear red shirts at inter-service matches "so that the blood doesn't show", The Royal Navy wear blue "for the same reason".

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by SharkHunter » Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:06 am
SharkHunter Vice Admiral Posts: 1608 Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:53 pm Location: Independence, Missouri	CThia's band of unlikely vigilante(s) get into a discussion about who is "kilo for kilo" the toughest SOB in the group. The 'puma gives his weight, speed, and kill numbers. The bear, being bigger, gives his weight, slightly lower speed, and higher kill numbers. Then Thandi Palane walks into the camp and asks if the bear or the 'puma would like to spar because she needs a change from fighting with the other two legs who just aren't tough enough. The 'cat grins mildly, stretches and says "I got family"... and is quickly voted the winner. Because even Thandi's not gonna to risk starting a fight with a whole clan of telepathic, "six limbed little buzz-claws-as-saws" in a kilo-for-kilo matchup. Talk about the death of a thousand cuts! --------------------- All my posts are YMMV, IMHO, and welcoming polite discussion, extension, and rebuttal. This is the HonorVerse, after all
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by SharkHunter » Sun Mar 15, 2015 11:06 am

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CThia's band of unlikely vigilante(s) get into a discussion about who is "kilo for kilo" the toughest SOB in the group. The 'puma gives his weight, speed, and kill numbers. The bear, being bigger, gives his weight, slightly lower speed, and higher kill numbers. Then Thandi Palane walks into the camp and asks if the bear or the 'puma would like to spar because she needs a change from fighting with the other two legs who just aren't tough enough.

The 'cat grins mildly, stretches and says "I got family"... and is quickly voted the winner. Because even Thandi's not gonna to risk starting a fight with a whole clan of telepathic, "six limbed little buzz-claws-as-saws" in a kilo-for-kilo matchup. Talk about the death of a thousand cuts!

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All my posts are YMMV, IMHO, and welcoming polite discussion, extension, and rebuttal. This is the HonorVerse, after all

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:36 pm
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Got a Christmas gift from my friend Genkis the French cover artist of the French covers. The paperback covers signed on the back. Check the treecat on the book spine there are two other arts a salamander or a manticore on other covers. They took almost two months to get here and what with the east coast storms and dockworkers strike managed to get moist hence the curling of the cardboard. Enjoy, Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:36 pm

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Got a Christmas gift from my friend Genkis the French cover artist of the French covers. The paperback covers signed on the back. Check the treecat on the book spine there are two other arts a salamander or a manticore on other covers.

They took almost two months to get here and what with the east coast storms and dockworkers strike managed to get moist hence the curling of the cardboard.

Enjoy, Poker

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:01 pm
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	What do you call all of the torn and ripped flesh after a treecat battle? Cat litter. What do you call all of the torn and ripped flesh after young treecat battles? Kitty litter. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:01 pm

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What do you call all of the torn and ripped flesh after a treecat battle?

Cat litter.

What do you call all of the torn and ripped flesh after young treecat battles?

Kitty litter.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by SharkHunter » Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:36 pm
SharkHunter Vice Admiral Posts: 1608 Joined: Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:53 pm Location: Independence, Missouri	What do treecats use to cut through tall tasty rabbit with celery meat pies? It's a pastry, you know, so that makes it a.... Duh (peak) Bear Claws. --------------------- All my posts are YMMV, IMHO, and welcoming polite discussion, extension, and rebuttal. This is the HonorVerse, after all
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by SharkHunter » Thu Mar 19, 2015 3:36 pm

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What do treecats use to cut through tall tasty rabbit with celery meat pies? It's a pastry, you know, so that makes it a....

Duh (peak) Bear Claws.

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All my posts are YMMV, IMHO, and welcoming polite discussion, extension, and rebuttal. This is the HonorVerse, after all

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:52 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Need a smile? And from another verse: Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Mon Mar 23, 2015 7:52 am

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Need a smile?

And from another verse:

Poker

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:58 pm
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	There is a new SLN sponsored fleet of pirates. Their new design is called the Siren. They lure unwitting freighters and their sailors to a rocky doom by singing the transponder codes of friendly navies. http://mythology.wikia.com/wiki/Sirens Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Tue Mar 24, 2015 8:58 pm

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There is a new SLN sponsored fleet of pirates. Their new design is called the Siren. They lure unwitting freighters and their sailors to a rocky doom by singing the transponder codes of friendly navies.

http://mythology.wikia.com/wiki/Sirens

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:04 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Chief, "Mange you heard of the latest Planet killer?" Mange, <No what is it?> "A hundred starving treecats told that the center of the planet is made of celery." <Sheash, that's and oldie but goodie.> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:04 am

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Chief, "Mange you heard of the latest Planet killer?"

Mange, <No what is it?>

"A hundred starving treecats told that the center of the planet is made of celery."

<Sheash, that's and oldie but goodie.>

Poker & Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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