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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by warspite1515   » Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:48 pm

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cthia wrote:Reviewing the HD cameras at Protector's Palace, it is obvious that Nimitz thwarted the Brotherhood's coup attempt by distracting it with pornography ...

50 Shades of Grey.


So would that mean Honor's destruction of the Thunder of God was her "Deep Throat" moment ... 8-)
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:05 pm

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Biggest Mesan nightmare ...

Awakened by claws tapping on his nightstand.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:04 am

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The MAlign Bolthole is found. Everyone wants to be in on the kill. The women are assembling to do just that.

Foraker, Hemphill, Truman, Honor, Henke, Hearns, Palane, etc. All the women are riding shotgun on this one!

Meanwhile, history repeats itself, on a planet far far away, when those females come a-hypering in.

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnite ride of Paul Revere...
The Bitches are coming! The Bitches are coming!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by fallsfromtrees   » Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:25 am

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cthia wrote:The MAlign Bolthole is found. Everyone wants to be in on the kill. The women are assembling to do just that.

Foraker, Hemphill, Truman, Honor, Henke, Hearns, Palane, etc. All the women are riding shotgun on this one!

Meanwhile, history repeats itself, on a planet far far away, when those females come a-hypering in.

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnite ride of Paul Revere...
The Bitches are coming! The Bitches are coming!

Yeah, they won't be wearing Red Coats until after they have dealt with the MAlign.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:01 am

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cthia wrote:The MAlign Bolthole is found. Everyone wants to be in on the kill. The women are assembling to do just that.

Foraker, Hemphill, Truman, Honor, Henke, Hearns, Palane, etc. All the women are riding shotgun on this one!

Meanwhile, history repeats itself, on a planet far far away, when those females come a-hypering in.

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnite ride of Paul Revere...
The Bitches are coming! The Bitches are coming!

One if by land
Two if by sea
Thousands if by SD. Flee! Flee! Flee!


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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by stewart   » Wed Feb 04, 2015 9:00 pm

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cthia wrote:Apparently many commoners have an inside joke about older peers of the realm who have developed urinary incontinence.

Pee-er of the Realm.


:lol:


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So that's why they're wearing their skinsuits (and the plumbing connections) when they don't have to .....

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:38 pm

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cthia wrote:The MAlign Bolthole is found. Everyone wants to be in on the kill. The women are assembling to do just that.

Foraker, Hemphill, Truman, Honor, Henke, Hearns, Palane, etc. All the women are riding shotgun on this one!

Meanwhile, history repeats itself, on a planet far far away, when those females come a-hypering in.

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnite ride of Paul Revere...
The Bitches are coming! The Bitches are coming!



Y'all forgot a couple of other ladies who would have a bone to pick with a few people on Durious. Namely Sorrow Singer and Samantha
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Feb 07, 2015 3:10 pm

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Some will never learn to not play poker with a treecat.

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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by stewart   » Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:50 pm

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cthia wrote:The MAlign Bolthole is found. Everyone wants to be in on the kill. The women are assembling to do just that.

Foraker, Hemphill, Truman, Honor, Henke, Hearns, Palane, etc. All the women are riding shotgun on this one!

Meanwhile, history repeats itself, on a planet far far away, when those females come a-hypering in.

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnite ride of Paul Revere...
The Bitches are coming! The Bitches are coming!



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Thandi doesn't NEED a shotgun. She's dangerous enough with her bare hands (more satisfying where Mesa / MA is involved too!!)
Honor's no slouch bare-handed either, but she'd probably start her personal combat with a .45 or a 10mm, proceed to sword then hand-to-hand.

-- Stewart
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by fallsfromtrees   » Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:35 am

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cthia wrote:The MAlign Bolthole is found. Everyone wants to be in on the kill. The women are assembling to do just that.

Foraker, Hemphill, Truman, Honor, Henke, Hearns, Palane, etc. All the women are riding shotgun on this one!

Meanwhile, history repeats itself, on a planet far far away, when those females come a-hypering in.

Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnite ride of Paul Revere...
The Bitches are coming! The Bitches are coming!
stewart wrote:

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Thandi doesn't NEED a shotgun. She's dangerous enough with her bare hands (more satisfying where Mesa / MA is involved too!!)
Honor's no slouch bare-handed either, but she'd probably start her personal combat with a .45 or a 10mm, proceed to sword then hand-to-hand.

-- Stewart

Just Nuke 'em til they glow, and shoot them in the dark.
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