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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:13 am

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What happens if a treecat and a Mesan end up stranded together like two peas in a life pod?

Split pea soup!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:45 am

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cthia wrote:What happens if a treecat and a Mesan end up stranded together like two peas in a life pod?

Split pea soup!


<Onion & pea soup, foolish two-leg,> Mange, snicker snicker.

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:45 am

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Mange,<How do death-fangs hide on Sphinx?>

Chief, "I know I'll regret this but, how do hexapumas hide on Sphinx?"

<They paint their claws red and hide in sweet/tart trees [near cherries y'all].> :lol:

"Oh brother!" ;)

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:25 pm

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The POV of all the mice in Protector's Palace ...
I'm outta here! To hell with this shit!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:44 pm

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cthia wrote:The POV of all the mice in Protector's Palace ...
I'm outta here! To hell with this shit!



Hipper should have a boat load of fun.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:36 pm

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The happiest man in the Honorverse goes to ...

HAMISH ALEXANDER

A pussy on his head and two in his bed.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by fallsfromtrees   » Sun Jan 18, 2015 1:36 pm

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail in it?

A navel destroyer.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:56 am

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Mange, <What do you get when you cross a Solli and a death fang?>

Chief, "A less hungry hexapuma?"

Mange, <close but no cigar, more death fang scat!>

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by SharkHunter   » Tue Jan 27, 2015 11:10 am

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pokermind wrote:Mange, <What do you get when you cross a Solli and a death fang?>

Chief, "A less hungry hexapuma?"

Mange, <close but no cigar, more death fang scat!>

Poker & Mange
I dunno, there's some things that even a hungry hexapuma might not eat. I'd think a Sollie admiral might give even a 'puma a serious case of constipation.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:20 pm

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Reviewing the HD cameras at Protector's Palace, it is obvious that Nimitz thwarted the Brotherhood's coup attempt by distracting it with pornography ...

50 Shades of Grey.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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