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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
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by pokermind
» Mon Nov 24, 2014 11:42 am
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Chief, "Hey Mange, the new research team of Hempill and Foraker have developed a new tackion detention device, the Tacker. The tacker can detect not only Lenny Dets but other ships in real time."
Mange, <Wow the bitch and the witch finally came through! What does the MA call it?> "Unprintable on a PG-13 site." Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind
 and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia
» Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:23 pm
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 The bitch and the witch?But which is which? Both have been called both.  Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by friessomecircuits
» Wed Nov 26, 2014 9:57 pm
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The Republic of Haven reorganized their military and dismantled all their SDs and Space Craft. Their only Military Spending consists of the Salary of Victor Cachat and a billion Pulser Darts.
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by cthia
» Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:29 am
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Hey pokermind. My niece is responsible for me spewing mashed potatoes all over the table.
"Hey Uncle, how about a slight improvement. What's a warrior treecat's motto?" ...
One of my favorite tv program intros, ABC's Wide World of Sports 1978 intro, which featured a 1970 ski crash of Vinko Bogataj ... http://youtu.be/P2AZH4FeGsc Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by lyonheart
» Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:10 am
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Hi Cthia,
Didn't you post this awhile back? Not that I didn't enjoy it again.  L
Any snippet or post from RFC is good if not great!
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by cthia
» Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:56 am
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Not exactly. Her's, as suggested, is slightly improved. Mine: The thrill of victory ... Niece: The shrill of victory ... Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by DDHv
» Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:58 pm
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Read an SF story in which television screens were designed as a hypnotic device to reduce human intelligence.
Perhaps the SL imported the idea. This must be investigated, as soon as I can get my eyes off this monitor! Douglas Hvistendahl
Retired technical nerd Dumb mistakes are very irritating. Smart mistakes go on forever Unless you test your assumptions! |
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by phillies
» Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:27 pm
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The Twonky (released 1954) Saw on TV within a few years of release. There was also a novel set mostly in the UK in which TVs emitted hypnosis rays. |
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by cthia
» Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:28 pm
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Revisiting our trio of unlikely warriors hellbent on revenge against an unseen Mesan enemy - a treecat, hexapuma and peak bear.
"Hey cat, what do you call a warrior with a split personality?" Asks the peak bear. "A hexapuma holding both halves of his kill," says the cat. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sat Nov 29, 2014 7:36 pm
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"No. It's a hexapuma warring with himself over which of you annoying assholes to kill first." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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