Superhero remedial physics

Michael Everett wrote:

TN4994 wrote:Then, I won't follow the path with all the footprints.
But if you don't leave footprints then it may be a Ninja trap.
Ah, Stay home. Take two shots of rum laced eggnog and go to bed.

Ninjas are hard to spot when they don't want to bee seen. Just check here for an example...

To locate a Ninja, one must tell the Ultimate Joke and listen for the laughter. No one is immune to the Ultimate Joke. If not performed correctly, it is not the Ultimate Joke.
But, beware of the consequences if your joke isn't the Ultimate Joke. I understand that failure results in Ultimate Pain.

TN4994 wrote:

TN4994 wrote:Then, I won't follow the path with all the footprints.
But if you don't leave footprints then it may be a Ninja trap.
Ah, Stay home. Take two shots of rum laced eggnog and go to bed.

Michael Everett wrote:Ninjas are hard to spot when they don't want to bee seen. Just check here for an example...

To locate a Ninja, one must tell the Ultimate Joke and listen for the laughter. No one is immune to the Ultimate Joke. If not performed correctly, it is not the Ultimate Joke.
But, beware of the consequences if your joke isn't the Ultimate Joke. I understand that failure results in Ultimate Pain.

Be careful that he Ultimate Joke is not a pun. If it is, then the ninja is obligated to kill you.

TN4994 wrote:

TN4994 wrote:Then, I won't follow the path with all the footprints.
But if you don't leave footprints then it may be a Ninja trap.
Ah, Stay home. Take two shots of rum laced eggnog and go to bed.

Michael Everett wrote:Ninjas are hard to spot when they don't want to bee seen. Just check here for an example...

To locate a Ninja, one must tell the Ultimate Joke and listen for the laughter. No one is immune to the Ultimate Joke. If not performed correctly, it is not the Ultimate Joke.
But, beware of the consequences if your joke isn't the Ultimate Joke. I understand that failure results in Ultimate Pain.

fallsfromtrees wrote:Be careful that he Ultimate Joke is not a pun. If it is, then the ninja is obligated to kill you.

In which case you'll learn first hand the meaning of ...

He who laughs last, laughs best.

If the Ultimate Joke is told near a ninja; the telling must be perfectly timed, and the meaning must transparent to everyone.
A pun using the dialect in one community or a trade's professional jargon, dies quickly out of its environment.