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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sat Nov 22, 2014 4:16 pm

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Because I AM said so and that's the stone cold truth that'll eventually become hot as Hell.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:08 pm

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Mosquitoes don't bite politicians because they don't wish to infect their bloodlines with indifference.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:22 pm

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If we kick GOD out of our public schools, who do you think will feel welcomed?

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:08 pm

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Satan is crafty and full of deceitful Trojan horses and will mess up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But don't blame all PB&Js. They're actually quite good.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Tue Nov 25, 2014 7:56 am

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If you are saved by the blood of Jesus, then you have a representation in Heaven.

He who represents himself has a fool for a lawyer.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Tue Nov 25, 2014 8:02 am

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I'd rather have a cross around my neck than a noose.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by TN4994   » Tue Nov 25, 2014 1:03 pm

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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by fallsfromtrees   » Tue Nov 25, 2014 1:29 pm

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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by fallsfromtrees   » Tue Nov 25, 2014 1:32 pm

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All too many churches today are selling fire insurance.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by TN4994   » Tue Nov 25, 2014 3:20 pm

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