how can anyone who witnesses evil but does nothing to stop it be called innocent?
"For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God." Romans 3:23, Bible
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by DDHv » Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:12 am | |
DDHv
Posts: 494
|
Douglas Hvistendahl
Retired technical nerd Dumb mistakes are very irritating. Smart mistakes go on forever Unless you test your assumptions! |
Top |
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by Imaginos1892 » Thu Nov 20, 2014 12:14 am | |
Imaginos1892
Posts: 1332
|
Try it today and they'll lock you up instead of the evil-doer. Or, as I said earlier:
You will do more time for shooting a burglar than the burglar would for shooting you. |
Top |
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by fallsfromtrees » Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:56 am | |
fallsfromtrees
Posts: 1960
|
Only in the People's republic of California. In Arizona, as long as the body falls inside the house, no problem. ========================
The only problem with quotes on the internet is that you can't authenticate them -- Abraham Lincoln |
Top |
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by cthia » Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:08 am | |
cthia
Posts: 14951
|
13-yr-old niece's early morning text
. Last edited by cthia on Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
Top |
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by cthia » Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:14 am | |
cthia
Posts: 14951
|
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
Top |
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by cthia » Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:31 am | |
cthia
Posts: 14951
|
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
Top |
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by cthia » Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:56 am | |
cthia
Posts: 14951
|
Schools across the country are becoming war zones. Suddenly, I understand how Haven's education system could lag so far behind Manticore's. It's hard to concentrate with ordnance whizzing by your head.
Maybe the top of desks should be made bullet proof, and kids taught to drop and roll desks. In my day, kids were drilled to hide under desks for safety from nuclear attacks from Russians. Nowadays, it is our very own citizens gone from postal to nuclear. And safety under desks might not be a lie, now. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
Top |
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by DDHv » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:24 am | |
DDHv
Posts: 494
|
Many of the smarter parents are now home schooling. Not just because of violence - the average for home schooled kids runs about 10% above the national average. It is hard to produce an excuse for not doing your homework if you are living with the teacher Research shows that time spent trying to improve is the best predictor of good learning, but many kids do not like to practice. If common core is used, the home schooling increment is likely to jump. Northstar had a comment on how they handled the educational dysfunction, I forget where, if you can find it, read it! BTW, another good read is Ben Carson's biography, "Gifted Hands." For this discussion, the item about his brother is well worth looking at. His brother hated algebra in high school, did his best to have his mother allow him to skip something which would be useless for him. He grew up to be an aerospace engineer. Our elementary school was good, but my parents checked out our learning, and supplemented when needed. I remember one summer when it was not possible to enjoy the first few weeks of summer vacation - I was being drilled in something which should have been learned in school.
Douglas Hvistendahl
Retired technical nerd Dumb mistakes are very irritating. Smart mistakes go on forever Unless you test your assumptions! |
Top |
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by cthia » Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:28 pm | |
cthia
Posts: 14951
|
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
Top |
Re: Self proclaimed one-liners | |
---|---|
by fallsfromtrees » Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:40 pm | |
fallsfromtrees
Posts: 1960
|
We home schooled our daughter for high school in the late 90's, primarily because the year she was to start the 9th grade, one of the school board members advocated disbanding the Academic Bowl team at the high school (which routinely vied for best in the state) and using the money saved to hire more football coaches (for a team that routinely missed the state playoffs) so that "more of our students can get athletic scholarships to the University of Tennessee". My wife and I decided we didn't want that idiot deciding what our daughter would be taught. ========================
The only problem with quotes on the internet is that you can't authenticate them -- Abraham Lincoln |
Top |