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by PeterZ
» Tue Oct 28, 2014 10:20 pm
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And now it's that time in our show where posters find silly ways to beg for Snippets.
(Sung to Danny Boy) Oh, snippet posts....We search and search we're yearning... from thread to thread and all of RFC's posts... our patience gone and all our calm's a churning 'Ti's we must bide and you we desire the most |
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by Alistair
» Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:33 am
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lol
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by pokermind
» Wed Oct 29, 2014 5:39 am
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Sung to the old Navy cadence song (Jody) Canal Street.
Chief, “Canal Street, Canal Street the place that I adore.” Squad, “Where I’ll be a sonofabitch if you can’t find a whore.” Note Canal Street in the Port of New Orleans was the notorious red light district. Now for the snippet beggar 'Snippet' Chef, "Snippet Snippet the Post that I adore." Squad, "Where I'll be a sonofabitch if it don't ignite a fan war." Poker  CPO Poker Mind
 and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind
» Wed Oct 29, 2014 6:21 am
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Then there's this risque cadence song:
Chief "Model A Ford and a full tank of gas." Squad. " [Removed to keep PG] " Snippet Jody: Chief, "New snippet and a mind full of trash." Squad, "Our thinking fuzzy and writing rash."  PokerEdited to remove non PG part. Last edited by pokermind on Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
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and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by SWM
» Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:38 am
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Um, can we get back to PG-13, please? I'd really like to let my daughter start reading this forum someday.
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by PeterZ
» Wed Oct 29, 2014 8:53 am
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Ditto! |
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by Tanstaafl
» Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:27 am
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I learned this kind of song from my daughter before she was 13. Let's not underestimate our kids. As a compromise, publish just the begging version of the song? ...
The abstinents are right, but only the drinkers know why ― Simon Carmiggelt |
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by Tanstaafl
» Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:37 am
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There is a reader who seeks
His favirite snippets every two weeks But the weeks are to short The authors drive was kapot That left his fans here to shriek. ...
The abstinents are right, but only the drinkers know why ― Simon Carmiggelt |
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by PeterZ
» Wed Oct 29, 2014 10:37 am
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Now for something completely different.
Safehold snippets bound Readers' ceaseless cravings seek RFC's release |
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by Charybdis
» Thu Oct 30, 2014 12:20 pm
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OK, that brings out a missing item of Safehold - where is the Haiku? There are obviously Archangels with Nippon connections, surely they would promulgate this fine art, right? It is not prone to drive tech forward so why not? Inquiring minds and all of that and no I'm not Shirley - 10 lashes with wet noodle!  -----
What say you, my peers? |
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