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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by kenl511   » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:30 pm

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A couple of Ginny Quips, both from CoS:

"You people make me sick."

Where upon she vomits on five of six Sollie Senior officials. Followed by:

"Did I miss one?" as Victor Charles (oops, Cachat) tries to hurry her away.
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:17 pm

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A Short Victorious War
Admiral of the Green Sir Thomas Caparelli, First Space Lord of the Royal Manticoran Admiralty, was a barrel-chested man with a weight-lifter's torso grafted onto a sprinter's legs.

Soccer my eye. I could build an NFL franchise around these specs.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by saber964   » Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:20 pm

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cthia wrote:A Short Victorious War
Admiral of the Green Sir Thomas Caparelli, First Space Lord of the Royal Manticoran Admiralty, was a barrel-chested man with a weight-lifter's torso grafted onto a sprinter's legs.

Soccer my eye. I could build an NFL franchise around these specs.[/quote]

The NFL would recruit from San Martin very heavily. IIRC Mateo is supposed to tip the scales at 200 kg or 440 lbs
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:07 pm

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Your Grace—Honor," Caparelli said with a crooked smile, "your relationship with Hamish has to be one of the worst kept secrets in the history of the Royal Manticoran Navy."

Because Honor had more of a pep in her step and Hamish always had a shit-eatin' grin? Or was it that Nimitz suddenly had lots of lipstick and makeup on his fur? :lol: :P

Just ...funny. Poor Honor really thought it was a secret. :roll:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:29 pm

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There was no point carrying more, since only half her crew's battle stations were close enough to the skin of the hull to make a life pod practical.

And her flag bridge was not among the stations which fell into that category.

"Mike, I—" Honor's voice was frayed around the edge, and Henke shook her head quickly.

"Don't say it," she said, almost gently. "If we get the wedge back, we can probably play hide and seek with anything heavy enough to kill us. If we don't get it back, we're not getting out. It's that simple, Honor. And you know as well as I do that you can't hold the rest of the task force back to cover us. Not with Bogey Three still closing. Even just hanging around for a half-hour while we try to make repairs would bring you into their envelope, and your missile defense has been shot to shit."

Honor wanted to argue, to protest. To find some way to make it not true. But she couldn't, and she looked her best friend straight in the eye.

"You're right," she said quietly. "I wish you weren't, but you are."

"I know." Henke's lips twitched again. "And at least we're in better shape than Necromancer," she said almost whimsically, "although I think her boat bays are at least intact."

"Well, yes," Honor said, trying to match Henke's tone even as she wanted to weep, "there is that minor difference. Rafe's coordinating the evacuation of her personnel now."

"Good for Rafe." Henke nodded.

"Break north," Honor told her. "I'm going to drop our acceleration for about fifteen minutes." Henke looked as if she were about to protest, but Honor shook her head quickly. "Only fifteen minutes, Mike. If we go back to the best acceleration we can sustain at that point and maintain heading, we'll still scrape past Bogey Three at least eighty thousand kilometers outside its powered missile range."

"That's cutting it too close, Honor!" Henke said sharply.

"No," Honor said flatly, "it isn't, Admiral Henke. And not just because Ajax is your ship. There are seven hundred and fifty other men and women aboard her."

Henke looked at her for a moment, then inhaled sharply and nodded.

"When they see our accel drop, they'll have to act on the assumption Imperator has enough impeller damage to slow the rest of the task force," Honor continued. "Bogey Three should continue to pursue us on that basis. If you can get the after ring back within the next forty-five minutes to an hour, you should still be able to stay clear of Bogey Two, and Bogey One is pretty much scrap metal at this point. But if you don't get it back—"

"If we don't get it back, we can't get into hyper anyway," Henke interrupted her. "I think it's the best we can do, Honor. Thank you."

Honor wanted to scream at her friend for thanking her, but she only nodded.

"Give Beth my best, just in case," Henke added.

"Do it yourself," Honor shot back.

"I will, of course," Henke said. Then, more softly, "Take care, Honor."

"God bless, Mike," Honor said equally quietly. "Clear."

A very touching scene. Tearful. It was just awful for as close a roomies as they, to end like this.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by cthia   » Tue Sep 09, 2014 4:41 pm

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"We just got an official message from the Peeps, delivered through Erewhon. It's an updated list of the names of POWs and of our personnel who they've confirmed as KIAs. According to it, Mike Henke is alive."

Just like the one given to Wesley by Benjamin, this would have sufficed for a very nice Christmas present to Honor as well. Christmas or no.

And for any Christain fans who just so happen to be reading this around December was a very Merry Christmas for them too.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by roseandheather   » Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:04 pm

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“Well, this is an interestin’ development,” Rear Admiral Michael Oversteegen drawled.

Michelle Henke restrained an urge to hit him over the head. It was difficult.
Shadow of Freedom

A complete summary of the relationship between Michael Oversteegen and Michelle Henke, in three lines. :mrgreen:
~*~


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Javier & Eloise
"You'll remember me when the west wind moves upon the fields of barley..."
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by Franavu   » Wed Sep 17, 2014 4:19 pm

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I think this was in more than one book and I'm not sure if it's already been mentioned, but I really like the one about how Elizabeth "holds on to a grudge until it dies of old age and then has it stuffed and mounted on the wall of the palace."

At least I think it was something like that.
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by timmopussycat   » Thu Sep 18, 2014 9:51 am

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From FoD:

It was rumored [Queen Elizabeth] held grudges till they died of old age, then had them stuffed and mounted, but Honor could live with that.
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Re: Honorverse favorite one-liners
Post by Franavu   » Thu Sep 18, 2014 10:02 am

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timmopussycat wrote:From FoD:

It was rumored [Queen Elizabeth] held grudges till they died of old age, then had them stuffed and mounted, but Honor could live with that.


Yup, that's the one. :D

If I could only remember where I stored that book. :?
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