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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:40 am

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Chief, "OK not about Honorverse but, funny:"

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Mange <French Poodle Sheep!>

Poker
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:55 am

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Chief, "Another pun in art:"

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Mange, <Well at least this one has an alien spacecraft in upper right corner but, it's NOT a Honorverse Ship."

"Hmm, some have likened Honorverse ships to certain sex toys. I can see this with an Honorverse ship, 'Avert you eyes Your Majesty it's a flying dildo.' :D "

Poker & Mange
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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:24 am

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One of the first jokes my grandfather told me. (The location changed to protect the legality of the post) ... :D

...

On Gryphon, there was a two-legged man sitting on a four-legged stool holding a one-legged ham.

Along came a four-legged dog who took the one-legged ham.

Up jumped the two-legged man, who took the four-legged stool, made a three-legged dog then retrieved the one-legged ham.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:38 am

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Chief, "While the joke in this cartoon is sexist, the fact that inattentive driving due to distractions by conversions (both live and cell phone) is now one of the major contributing factors to accidents. Now for the cartoon:"

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Mange, <Sexist is right, Honor Harrington is going to get you for this one!>

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Vince   » Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:02 am

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pokermind wrote:Chief, "While the joke in this cartoon is sexist, the fact that inattentive driving due to distractions by conversions (both live and cell phone) is now one of the major contributing factors to accidents. Now for the cartoon:"

***Snip Image***

Mange, <Sexist is right, Honor Harrington is going to get you for this one!>

Poker & Mange

I didn't know that you could have a conversion via cell phone.
;) :)
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Aug 10, 2014 8:26 am

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Vince wrote:
pokermind wrote:Chief, "While the joke in this cartoon is sexist, the fact that inattentive driving due to distractions by conversions (both live and cell phone) is now one of the major contributing factors to accidents. Now for the cartoon:"

***Snip Image***

Mange, <Sexist is right, Honor Harrington is going to get you for this one!>

Poker & Mange

I didn't know that you could have a conversion via cell phone.
;) :)


Chief Image, "I've had all I can stands, and I can't stands no more I can't spell conversation!"

Mange, <Stupid two-leg!>

"Well you didn't catch it either. You six limbed walking flea circus!"

<Don't blame me I didn't type it!>

... [Argument deleted]
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Poker and Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Aug 11, 2014 1:22 pm

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To keep Naughty Moose happy:

Howard T. Map-addict wrote:::a Naughty Moose speculates::
Perhaps you might have put this into the
"Honorverse Humor" thread? ;)

Naughty Moose

cthia wrote:Could Honor have somehow been promoted while she served in the Elysian Space Navy?

Just humor me here. If Honor & Co. had remained on Hades for quite some time more, they could have set up their own command structure. Honor could have made Fleet Admiral before leaving Hades.

That would have made her a hell of a Fleet Admiral. :roll: :lol:

Grayson would have accepted it. :cry:

She's a hell of a Fleet Admiral now.
She just could have made it sooner.


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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Aug 11, 2014 4:14 pm

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A popular vacation spot on Beowulf for impotent men ...


Viagara Falls.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Aug 15, 2014 7:12 am

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Chief, "A new Space Chanty Cellery Kitty, hit it Mange."

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Celery Kitty

Honorverseized version of Whisky Johnny The tune by Bob Roberts another version of Whisky Johnny than I modified https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPOcx59qmlw
By Poker & Mange

Celery is the life of the People,
Celery Kitty.
Oh! Celery is the life of many,
Celery for my Kitty.

I'll eat Celery when I can,
Celery Kitty.
I'll eat it out of a frying pan,
Celery for my Kitty.

Celery gave me a kinked tail,
Celery Kitty.
In celery stealing I did fail,
Celery for my Kitty.

Celery drove me among the Two-legs,
Celery Kitty.
It was many a month I ate their eggs,
Celery for my Kitty.

I thought I heard the old two-leg say,
Celery Kitty.
'I'll treat my crew in a decent way,'
Celery for my Kitty.

A plate of celery for every 'cat,
Celery Kitty.
And a basketful for the chantey’cat,
Celery for my Kitty.

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:16 pm

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Chief, "OK not Honorverse but Guardians of the Galaxy still funny."

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Mange, <Tisk tisk.>

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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