Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by cthia » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:50 am | |
cthia
Posts: 14951
|
How did White Haven manage to impregnate Honor without her even knowing?
He used very stealthy Naval Sea-Men. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
Top |
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by cthia » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:54 am | |
cthia
Posts: 14951
|
And they swam like Seals. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
Top |
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by cthia » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:40 pm | |
cthia
Posts: 14951
|
What do you call a war crying treecat who landed on a toupée?
An irate pussy on a rag. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
Top |
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by hanuman » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:12 am | |
hanuman
Posts: 643
|
Ooh! You'll have a few irate forumites of the female persuasion after you... |
Top |
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by cthia » Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:55 pm | |
cthia
Posts: 14951
|
Should Grayson allow a mass exodus of Masadans back onto the planet? Many want to return.
It seems they all thought the statement "We will reinstitute getting stoned" meant they'd be getting high. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
Top |
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by hanuman » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:59 pm | |
hanuman
Posts: 643
|
George Takei, after Washington voters approved both marriage equality and the sale of medicinal marijuana: "Now we know what the Bible meant by 'homosexuals should be stoned'" (or something to that effect). |
Top |
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by pokermind » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:07 am | |
pokermind
Posts: 4002
|
Chief, "Intellectual joke cake:"
Mange, <Teacher said 'Pi R squared' and, I answered 'Pie are round!'> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
Top |
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by KNick » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:37 pm | |
KNick
Posts: 2142
|
Unless you set it in front of me. Then it is not a round anymore. _
Try to take a fisherman's fish and you will be tomorrows bait!!! |
Top |
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by quark » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:02 pm | |
quark
Posts: 116
|
'Where do you see yourself in 100 years?'
|
Top |
Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof. | |
---|---|
by pokermind » Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:39 am | |
pokermind
Posts: 4002
|
Chief, "We have discussed how the English language differs in English speaking countries, now a sign of an English vet."
Mange, <You two-legs really need to evolve a mind-voice and stop such misunderstandings!> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
Top |