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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:50 am

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How did White Haven manage to impregnate Honor without her even knowing?

He used very stealthy Naval Sea-Men.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:54 am

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cthia wrote:How did White Haven manage to impregnate Honor without her even knowing?

He used very stealthy Naval Sea-Men.

And they swam like Seals. :lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:40 pm

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What do you call a war crying treecat who landed on a toupée?

An irate pussy on a rag. :oops:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by hanuman   » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:12 am

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cthia wrote:What do you call a war crying treecat who landed on a toupée?

An irate pussy on a rag. :oops:


Ooh! You'll have a few irate forumites of the female persuasion after you...
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:55 pm

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Should Grayson allow a mass exodus of Masadans back onto the planet? Many want to return.

It seems they all thought the statement "We will reinstitute getting stoned" meant they'd be getting high.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by hanuman   » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:59 pm

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cthia wrote:Should Grayson allow a mass exodus of Masadans back onto the planet? Many want to return.

It seems they all thought the statement "We will reinstitute getting stoned" meant they'd be getting high.


George Takei, after Washington voters approved both marriage equality and the sale of medicinal marijuana: "Now we know what the Bible meant by 'homosexuals should be stoned'" (or something to that effect).
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:07 am

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Chief, "Intellectual joke cake:"

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Mange, <Teacher said 'Pi R squared' and, I answered 'Pie are round!'> :lol:

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by KNick   » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:37 pm

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pokermind wrote:Chief, "Intellectual joke cake:"

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Mange, <Teacher said 'Pi R squared' and, I answered 'Pie are round!'> :lol:

Poker & Mange


Unless you set it in front of me. Then it is not a round anymore.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by quark   » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:02 pm

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'Where do you see yourself in 100 years?'
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Aug 02, 2014 11:39 am

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Chief, "We have discussed how the English language differs in English speaking countries, now a sign of an English vet."

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Mange, <You two-legs really need to evolve a mind-voice and stop such misunderstandings!>

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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