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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:44 pm

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pokermind wrote:Chita couldn't resist changing into a bummper sticker :D :

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Why Poker, I was looking for a name for my treecat. Chita. It's an anagram of Cthia. Genius! Thanks!! How'd you come up with that?

Of course, I love the bumper sticker. I knew I had a winner when I tried it out on my niece. She choked on her lemonade! :lol:
Bad thing was that the laughter of lemonade sprayed all over me, while dressed for the fireworks display. :o

That's really one heck of a bumper sticker. Tierney is losing it all over again. :lol:

She says the sticker is going to end up all over her school notebooks!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:57 pm

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Johnny Weissmuller will roll over in his grave if you name your treecat after his ape friend.

More bummer sticker arts here http://pokermind.deviantart.com/gallery/40299232/Honorverse for your niece

Poker

cthia wrote:
pokermind wrote:Chita couldn't resist changing into a bummper sticker :D :

Image

Poker


Why Poker, I was looking for a name for my treecat. Chita. It's an anagram of Cthia. Genius! Thanks!! How'd you come up with that?

Of course, I love the bumper sticker. I knew I had a winner when I tried it out on my niece. She choked on her lemonade! :lol:
Bad thing was that the laughter of lemonade sprayed all over me, while dressed for the fireworks display. :o

That's really one heck of a bumper sticker. Tierney is losing it all over again. :lol:

She says the sticker is going to end up all over her school notebooks!
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:50 am

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Chief, "Something you have never seen before a drone flies through a fireworks display putting you among the explosions:

http://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=8cVYDGgZKqQ&u=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Da9KZ3jgbbmI%26feature%3Dshare"

Mange, <Stupid two-leg, not somewhere I want to be!>

"Me either, but the film is interesting taking us somewhere we can't go."

Poker & Mange
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:34 am

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Chief, "Another art from another 'verse, Destroyer men:

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USS Walker's boiler room with the three Boiler Room Mice, co-staring Don Knotts."

Mange, "Not Barrny Fife!"

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"Yep."

Poker & Mange
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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: AW: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by friessomecircuits   » Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:01 pm

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Lester Tourville once told his girlfriend he would just get some Cigars and be back in a moment. This incident is now known as "Battle of Manticore"
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Re: AW: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:11 am

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friessomecircuits wrote:Lester Tourville once told his girlfriend he would just get some Cigars and be back in a moment. This incident is now known as "Battle of Manticore"


Nice to see a new face and new jokes here. please post more.

Now for an old face:

Hmm, used Don Knots as one of the mice in a Taylor Anderson's Destroyermen series fanart:

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Now how about a Lemur that looks like Don Knots:

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For comparison:

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Enjoy :lol:

Poker :D
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:54 pm

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Chief, "Time for another intellectual joke:"

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Mange, <What's so intllectual about dissing someone's mother?>

"Hmm."

Poker and Mange
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:24 pm

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What is the most used phrase on a SLN ship?

Are we there yet? :roll:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by MaxxQ   » Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:43 pm

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cthia wrote:What is the most used phrase on a SLN ship?

Are we there yet? :roll:


I would have gone with (after recent events):

Oh, shit!
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Re: AW: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by friessomecircuits   » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:15 pm

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SLN at the receiving end is just so... Mainstream :roll:


Thomas Theisman, Judah Yanakov and Hamish Alexander are standing on the Bridge of the Imperator and boasting about their Navies. Theisman starts: "Once, one of our old Battleships was lost in a Grav Wave and stranded at the far end of the Galaxy. After 14 Months it returned to Haven without a single loss of life!" Yanakov laughts and says: "Thats cute! Once upon a time, when our ships were still Fission-Powered, one of our Captains managed to run his reactor for twenty months, six months longer than he even had fuel after fighting some Masadans!" They turn to Hamish, but before he can say anything, his Flag Captain annouces a unscheduled Hyper Transit. And indeed, a small, battered looking Ship crawls towards Manticore, but in no Database can be any Identification found. After some minutes, the small ship hails Imperator, and a old, scarred man looks into the Camera, salutes and says: "This is HMS Nike, Commodore Saganami reporting back. Long live Queen Adrienne!"
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