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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
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by cthia
» Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:09 pm
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind
» Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:18 pm
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 Mange CPO Poker Mind
 and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia
» Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:32 pm
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Being the most fickle woman around, treecat females change their minds at the speed of thought.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:30 pm
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It was bound to happen. A treecat and a human sitting together at a bar.
Males: Human: "You in the doghouse too huh?" Treecat: "Yea. So what'd you do?" Human: "I called another woman's name in bed. You?" Treecat: "I called another woman's name too. And she answered." Females: Human: "Human men are pigs. They want a chef in the kitchen. A maid in the living room. And a whore in bed." Treecat: "Think that's something? Try being a pussycat in public. A treecat in the wild. A hexapuma in the sheets. And a bitch on all floors." Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:51 pm
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Newsflash!
Being a man of his word, Dr. Illescu traced the source of the Harrington leak back to Old Earth. Maury Povich: "White Haven, You are the father!" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:02 pm
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With all of the advanced technology in the Honorverse, Emily still has to start her chair the old-fashioned way when the battery runs down...
Push it and pop the crutch.  Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Yow
» Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:17 am
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 OMG Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!" |
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by Yow
» Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:26 am
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Not funny but the original picture of a Maine Coon in a swimming pool and the I'm gonna kill look made me laugh. I edited for theme.
 Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!" |
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by Yow
» Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:46 am
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“And would it happen that this hulking menace to all mice, hamsters, chipmunks, and unwary small children has a name?"
"Yes, Ma'am. I call him 'Dicey.' ” http://followpics.co/maine-coon-wow/ Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!" |
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by cthia
» Wed Jun 04, 2014 4:02 am
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Newsflash!
The mystery of male deaths by aircar is solved. It is not spontaneous combustion. Apparently it's unhealthy to piss off Siri while she's cycling. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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