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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jun 02, 2014 12:01 pm

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What do you call a hexapuma that's lost two legs in battle?

A quadripumic.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:00 pm

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What is the product of an interracial black and white birth?

A Gray-Son.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:05 pm

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Rebellious Masadan religionists left the planet and hell bent into sowing some wild oats entered the first bar on Beowulf. Already a bit plastered the big spender began to order for himself and his friends.

"For me and the boys I'll take an Alabama Slammer, Virgin Mary, Screaming Orgasm, Blue Hawaiian, Bahama Mama, Black Russian, hmm, nothing dry. In fact I'll also take ten of the specials...the Wet Pussy. For the girls I'll take a Rob Roy, a French Connection, Three Wise Men, Harvey Wallbanger and the special.

"Forget the special, said the girls. We have that already."

When all the drinks were delivered the guests asked "What's this?"

"The drinks you ordered."

"Drinks? We thought this was a brothel."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by saber964   » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:37 pm

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cthia wrote:Rebellious Masadan religionists left the planet and hell bent into sowing some wild oats entered the first bar on Beowulf. Already a bit plastered the big spender began to order for himself and his friends.

"For me and the boys I'll take an Alabama Slammer, Virgin Mary, Screaming Orgasm, Blue Hawaiian, Bahama Mama, Black Russian, hmm, nothing dry. In fact I'll also take ten of the specials...the Wet Pussy. For the girls I'll take a Rob Roy, a French Connection, Three Wise Men, Harvey Wallbanger and the special.

"Forget the special, said the girls. We have that already."

When all the drinks were delivered the guests asked "What's this?"

"The drinks you ordered."

"Drinks? We thought this was a brothel."

Y'all forgot Sex on the Beach or a Slow Comfortable Screw
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:54 pm

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saber964 wrote:
cthia wrote:Rebellious Masadan religionists left the planet and hell bent into sowing some wild oats entered the first bar on Beowulf. Already a bit plastered the big spender began to order for himself and his friends.

"For me and the boys I'll take an Alabama Slammer, Virgin Mary, Screaming Orgasm, Blue Hawaiian, Bahama Mama, Black Russian, hmm, nothing dry. In fact I'll also take ten of the specials...the Wet Pussy. For the girls I'll take a Rob Roy, a French Connection, Three Wise Men, Harvey Wallbanger and the special.

"Forget the special, said the girls. We have that already."

When all the drinks were delivered the guests asked "What's this?"

"The drinks you ordered."

"Drinks? We thought this was a brothel."

Y'all forgot Sex on the Beach or a Slow Comfortable Screw

Sex on the Beach requires sand rash and crabs.

Slow Comfortable Screw requires head from Phillip and you can never find a Phillip's head when you need one.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:27 pm

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What do you get when you cross a Grayson with a Masadan?


An uncivil war.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Weird Harold   » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:29 pm

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cthia wrote:What do you get when you cross a Grayson with a Masadan?


A Princess who wants to be a Master Spy.
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Answers! I got lots of answers!

(Now if I could just find the right questions.)
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:33 pm

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Weird Harold wrote:
cthia wrote:What do you get when you cross a Grayson with a Masadan?


A Princess who wants to be a Master Spy.


:lol:

What do you get when you cross a Grayson with a Masadan?


An uncivil war.


What do you call the space between Grayson and Masada?

The ether. Ether Grayson, ether Masada.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jun 03, 2014 4:35 pm

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What is the first thing the Masadans said after leaving Grayson and landing on Masada?

Where are my f##king keys?

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:00 pm

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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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