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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Reader Bob   » Sun May 25, 2014 8:05 pm

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Ethia, you are sick!!! :lol:
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun May 25, 2014 8:10 pm

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Reader Bob wrote:Ethia, you are sick!!! :lol:

My fianceé calls it half-brain lame-brain. :D

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Reader Bob   » Sun May 25, 2014 8:19 pm

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I'm not sure what I would call it other than what I did but please keep it up! Who wants to put up with those who are 'well' by general consensus?
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun May 25, 2014 8:25 pm

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Reader Bob wrote:I'm not sure what I would call it other than what I did but please keep it up! Who wants to put up with those who are 'well' by general consensus?

Pun intended I hope, because it has me ROTF! It mimics something my niece said. She would say ditto to you. :lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by KNick   » Thu May 29, 2014 11:21 pm

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A Lawyer and a Politician were knocked overboard from a yacht. After a short while, a shark showed up and started circling them. After a couple of circles, the shark attacked and ate the lawyer. When the lawyer got to the Pearly Gates he was still muttering "So much for professional courtesy." St. Peter told him "The shark was very hungry, but he was afraid of food poisoning if he ate the politician."
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Try to take a fisherman's fish and you will be tomorrows bait!!!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:21 pm

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namelessfly wrote:Why do Duckks have flat fleet?

To stamp out flamewars on the Weber Forums.

Why do Namelessflies have flat feet?


Mange, <To stamp out Duckks who initiate famewars themselves?>

Chief, "Mange, you are treading on thin ice."

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:08 am

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Treecat: "I'll take a stalk of celery please."

Bartender: "This is a bar. Mixed drinks only."

Treecat: "I'll take five Bloody Marys, celery on the side. Hold the glass. Keep 'em coming."




INGREDIENTS IN THE CLASSIC BLOODY MARY COCKTAIL

Celery salt
1 Lemon wedge
1 Lime wedge
2 oz Premium Vodka
4 oz Tomato juice
2 dashes Tabasco Sauce
2 tsp Prepared horseradish
2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
1 pinch Celery salt
1 pinch Ground black pepper
1 pinch Smoked paprika
Garnish: Celery stalk and lime wedge
Glass: Pint

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:54 am

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cthia wrote:

Newsflash!
And Masada has just passed into law the second of women's rights.
The right to search and seize her.


And a Masadan woman's right to a last meal includes...

Caesar Salad, Caesar Cocktail.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:21 am

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English treecat's favorite drink:
Bloody refreshing Bloody Mary. Unshaken, plenty stir.


Cocktail Name Bloody refreshing Bloody Mary.
Your cocktail recipe. 4 - 6 Ounces of Coke or Diet Coke or Coke Zero
4 - 6 Ounces of Bloody Mary Mix or Spicy Hot V8 Juice (Low Sodium variety if on a limited Sodium Diet).

ice cubes to chill

lime and/or Tobasco or other hot sauce to flavor.

stiff fresh celery stalk to stir.

Makes a very refreshing simple non-alcoholic drink.

Your inspiration. I was looking for a non-alcoholic low sodium refreshing drink and stumbled into the mixture of Coke (Diet) or Coke Zero with low sodium Spicy Hot V8 juice and now this is all I drink. I sometimes use a juicy lime or a few drops of Tobasco or other hot sauce to vary the flavor a little.

Tips and Tricks
I believe in making this drink according to the "KIS Theory",,,
Keep it simple
Coke or Diet Coke or Coke Zero
Spicy Hot "low sodium" V8 juice
Lime wedge
Fresh Celery Stalk.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:15 am

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cthia wrote:
A treecat, hexapuma, peak bear and a gremlin became friends after the Yawata strike, vowing to avenge their fallen comrades should the two-legs ever reveal the face of the enemy. They vowed to live together in this unlikely band of heroes and had set up home deep in an uncharted Sphinx forest with plenty to hunt surrounded by beautiful acreages of wild celery patches.

Their friendship became deep and they often argued over who's the toughest.

"I'm the baddest mother-freakin' killer on the face o' the planet and ye all know it," said the hexapuma.

"Hrmmph, I'd have you for lunch and be pickin' ma teeth while starin' at Gremly over there," growled the peak bear.

"It's after midnite y'all, don't mess with Gremly after midnite," the Gremlin snarled."

Having said their peace they all turned to the unspoken treecat.

"Ok then," flattening his ears, "I'd kill all of you bitches for tearing up my celery patch! WHAT!"


Treecat: "Hey Hexy. You Pumas really are some tough SOBs. How do you train?"

Peak Bear, Gremlin: "Yea, how do you train?"

Hexapuma: "When a Puma turns adult, we dress him as a Marine, apply camouflage to his body and take him to a bar."

"Huh," answers the crowd.

Hexapuma: "Sooner or later this human called a Harkness always comes in. Seems waving dress blues in front of that SOB is worst than waving red in front of a bull. You may survive the horns. But you're sure to get trampled and stomped. That's a nasty mean fucking critter. Trained many a Puma. The ones that survived the encounter anyway."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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