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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
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by cthia
» Wed May 21, 2014 6:43 am
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by Spacekiwi
» Wed May 21, 2014 3:04 pm
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Treecat fencers?
Cat-a-walls. `
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by cthia
» Wed May 21, 2014 4:12 pm
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Why are treecats better drinkers than humans?
Since they can't talk they can't call Ralph. . Last edited by cthia on Mon Jun 02, 2014 9:59 am, edited 1 time in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Wed May 21, 2014 4:16 pm
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What do you call a hexapuma making love?
A hex screw. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Thu May 22, 2014 4:57 am
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Why did Young attack Harrington in the shower?
He wanted to get on-er. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Fri May 23, 2014 1:39 pm
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Ah, if treecats learn to drive, are all traffic signs going to have an additional sign featuring sign language?
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sun May 25, 2014 8:56 am
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Barbara Bancroft left Masada bound for Grayson via Hades.
She should have skipped that dogleg, what a helluva trip. . Last edited by cthia on Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:03 am, edited 1 time in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sun May 25, 2014 11:51 am
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Cosmos added a new beer to the menu. Honor's Heinie. Aged by a prolonged brewing process. Tastes like butt but kicks ass.
Very popular, seems everyone wishes a taste of it. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sun May 25, 2014 7:52 pm
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Treecats have just been fitted with open-toed Air Jordans. They are now expected to somersault higher from victim to victim.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sun May 25, 2014 7:56 pm
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Treecats are no longer allowed to practice basketball on the Grayson orbitals. They were always getting into fowl trouble.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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