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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 7:26 am
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 7:36 am
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What does Samantha call Nimitz' philandering?
Pussyfooting around. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 7:45 am
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What do baby treecats say to unwanted vegetables?
Suffering succotash!  Interesting research about celery. http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tnam ... ce&dbid=14 Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 7:52 am
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What was the Earl of North Hollow's sons called?
Youngins. -compliments of my niece. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 3:54 pm
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What would Mesa call a cloned treecat?
A copycat. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 3:56 pm
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What do you call a treecat named Robert?
Bobcat. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 4:38 pm
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What does Harrington ask her recon teams right after they promise success?
Scout's honor? Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 5:01 pm
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What do you call a sick 'cat?
A yeast infection. . Last edited by cthia on Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:52 am, edited 1 time in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 5:13 pm
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Why is Harrington such a successful bluffer?
Word of Honor. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Wed May 21, 2014 1:51 am
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What is Benjamin's alter ego?
The Key Master. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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