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by cthia
» Sun May 18, 2014 3:12 am
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Personally, below is my favorite. You have to imagine the surprised shock of the first Maccabean with a snarling treecat on his head, stuck in his hair, operating six P-38s, running around like a chicken that might get his head cut off.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sun May 18, 2014 4:00 am
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If we fail to get laughs out of some of these, I'll say to you what my niece says to us...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sun May 18, 2014 1:09 pm
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What do you call a treecat-teacher's pet?
Lunch. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind
» Sun May 18, 2014 10:13 pm
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Chief, "Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials cthia. Hit it Mange"
 "Here comes the bride "all dressed in white. "Unfortunately Cthia "is quite the sight. ..." Mange, <Congratulations on your mating two-leg. The toaster is in the mail but, you'll have to wait over 2,000 years to receive it.>  Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind
 and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 6:28 am
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Aw Mange, thanks for the congrats. Me eyes begin to rain. But about that toaster... What do you call a treecat on a roll? A cheapskate. When my older sister got married she said the most popular gift was fancy toasters. I asked why does everyone give toasters? By brother-in-law says they are just being practical and just want to arm the wife with ammo. Seems every husband sooner or later is turned into burnt toast!  Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 7:00 am
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A treecats second most popular vacation spot.
The Canary Islands, seems they like swallowing the things. Damn, this a tough crowd today. Bartender...more drinks!!  Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 7:04 am
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What do you call an old treecat surrounded by hexapumas.
A scaredy cat. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind
» Mon May 19, 2014 7:07 am
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Mange, <Thanks for the kind words cthia. Now back to the great one.>
 Mange CPO Poker Mind
and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 7:13 am
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When Nimitz was asked why he killed the politician...
He rubbed me the wrong way. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Mon May 19, 2014 7:15 am
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Where'd you get that pic of me?! Good one Chief! Even like the tv channel. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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