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by pokermind » Tue May 06, 2014 10:13 am | |
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Mange, <An example of Terrain cat humor:>
Chief, "That's disgusting you six limbed walking flea circus!" Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia » Thu May 08, 2014 8:53 am | |
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The treecats approached Elizabeth about a slight change and addition to the Constitution concerning them...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind » Sat May 10, 2014 2:12 pm | |
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Chief, "Well this is PG."
Mange, <Yah, PG, unless you need brain bleach, like the Chief.> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia » Sat May 10, 2014 3:24 pm | |
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Newsflash!
Masada has just passed into law the first of women's rights.
A rash of kidnappings are taking place on Masada. Right during the Olympics. Seems men are kidnapping other's wives, then stripping them naked right before each race. Seems nothing's faster than a publicly naked Masadan woman running away from her husband. First thing you hear before the gun to start each race is "I'm gonna get you you naked bitch!" The crowd is cheering "Run Forestra, run!" There are lots of false starts though. Seems the husbands are always shootin' too! . Last edited by cthia on Sun May 11, 2014 7:45 am, edited 1 time in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sun May 11, 2014 7:32 am | |
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Newsflash!
And Masada has just passed into law the second of women's rights.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind » Wed May 14, 2014 8:14 pm | |
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What did they call Lord Young on the Landing Dueling Field after his Duel with Honor Harrington?
Heartless. Bum-buh-puh One post had country treecats listening to country and western music, chewing tobacco, and owning 53 guns (53 guns what a piker!) Well... How can you tell a level headed country treecat? The tobacco juice leaks equally on both sides of his mouth. Older jokes for newbees. Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Kornati-Split » Wed May 14, 2014 11:28 pm | |
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Cthia's last one had me on the floor, hilarious
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 7:29 am | |
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Newsflash!
Masada has passed the third of women's rights.
And the fourth right.
And the fifth right.
And the sixth right.
And the seventh right.
And the eighth right.
And the ninth right.
And the tenth right.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 11:41 am | |
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Masada's eleventh of women's rights.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 5:50 pm | |
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Masadan women's twelfth right.
And their thirteenth.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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