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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue May 06, 2014 10:13 am

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Mange, <An example of Terrain cat humor:>

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Chief, "That's disgusting you six limbed walking flea circus!"

:lol:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu May 08, 2014 8:53 am

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The treecats approached Elizabeth about a slight change and addition to the Constitution concerning them...

The right to bare arms.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat May 10, 2014 2:12 pm

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Chief, "Well this is PG."

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Mange, <Yah, PG, unless you need brain bleach, like the Chief.> :lol:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat May 10, 2014 3:24 pm

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Newsflash!
Masada has just passed into law the first of women's rights.

The right to bear arms. As long as the rest of the baby is bore too.


A rash of kidnappings are taking place on Masada. Right during the Olympics. Seems men are kidnapping other's wives, then stripping them naked right before each race.

Seems nothing's faster than a publicly naked Masadan woman running away from her husband.

First thing you hear before the gun to start each race is "I'm gonna get you you naked bitch!"

The crowd is cheering "Run Forestra, run!"

There are lots of false starts though. Seems the husbands are always shootin' too!

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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun May 11, 2014 7:32 am

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Newsflash!
And Masada has just passed into law the second of women's rights.
The right to search and seize her.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed May 14, 2014 8:14 pm

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What did they call Lord Young on the Landing Dueling Field after his Duel with Honor Harrington?

Heartless. Bum-buh-puh

One post had country treecats listening to country and western music, chewing tobacco, and owning 53 guns (53 guns what a piker!) Well...

How can you tell a level headed country treecat?

The tobacco juice leaks equally on both sides of his mouth.

Older jokes for newbees.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Kornati-Split   » Wed May 14, 2014 11:28 pm

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Cthia's last one had me on the floor, hilarious :lol:
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 7:29 am

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Newsflash!
Masada has passed the third of women's rights.
The right to a speedy trial by hanging jury.


And the fourth right.
The right to be forced and quartered by soldiers.


And the fifth right.
The right to be bared by witnesses in a court of law.

And the sixth right.
The right to remain silent in public.

And the seventh right.
Freedom of speech when spoken to.

And the eighth right.
Freedom of the press to report any woman's wrongdoings.

And the ninth right.
The right to be stoned by Jack and Daniel.

And the tenth right.
The right to be misread their rights since they can't read.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 11:41 am

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Masada's eleventh of women's rights.
Freedom of assembly...parts, widgets, gadgets...

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 5:50 pm

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Masadan women's twelfth right.
Right to face accuser, during firing squads.

And their thirteenth.
Prohibits excessive bailing, in the face of cruel and unusual punishment.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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