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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
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by cthia
» Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:55 am
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The first same sex treecat marriage was a bust when the treecat Pink Panther concluded his vows and his would be bondee the treecat Snagglepus left him at the altar. Snagglepus was heard saying, yep...
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:15 pm
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A rash of pickpockets has been occuring in downtown Landing. Seems all four pockets have been picked simulataneously. No suspects as of yet.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind
» Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:45 am
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Mange, <Foolish two-leg the People are not pets. Bonding is when one of the People finds a mind-glow so tasty they cannot live without the mind-glow’s taste. Such a person gives up his Clan except for brief visits. They also usually give up the chance for taking a mate also.> Chief, “Since A Raising Thunder the treecats have added another relationship between themselves and humanity that of helpers. Such ‘cats are not bonded but have a job either helping their human in the war, or not seen so far in the books bringing back knowledge and skills to allow the ‘cats to evolve into a technological species. Mange is such a ‘cat learning metal biting, becoming a machinist, that he will later bring back to his people.” <So young cthia if you wish a ‘cat you must visit the People on Sphinx in hopes of having one bond with you or, get one assigned as a guardian or helper. Mommy can’t give you one  Also in my Snarks at Admirals persona, your mind glow needs a lot of work to become tasty, just saying  >“A cartoon to lighten the mood:”  <Ouch!> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind
 and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind
» Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:01 am
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Chief, "Mange as you know we often correct eachother's grammar and spelling on these forums."
Mange, <So?> "Saw a good cartoon on the subject on Facebook:"  <That's disgusting!> "Hmm, then this one for you:"  Mange, <That's to, too, or two much  >[Groan] Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind
and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind
» Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:41 pm
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Chief, "Political correctness during the Viking era:"
 Mange, <Sounds like the Onion, destroy the Solarian League to save it.>  Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind
and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind
» Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:20 pm
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Mange, <A cartoon to make two-legs think:>
 Mange CPO Poker Mind
and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind
» Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:34 pm
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Chief, "A cartoon showing the Generation Gap at a convention:"
 Life with Superheroes by Zac Diamamti, http://zacavalanche.deviantart.com/art/Life-with-Superheroes-12-447810306?q=gallery%3AZacAvalanche&qo=0. Mange, <And this deals with the Honorverse how?> Chief with a crooked grin, "After the Honorverse movie perhaps the kid will be in Honorverse costume and, the Dad will be dressed s a Jedi  "Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind
and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind
» Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:12 am
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Chief, "So Mange what do you think of the topic Whither goest thou, Treecat?"
Mange, <I think there will be a colony in the Andermani Empire. After all what Chinese Prussian Emperor could resist supplying his police force with furry lie detectors.> "Hmm, good point." <Actually the thread should have been named, Where goest Dances on Clouds there to will goest the People> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind
and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by crewdude48
» Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:38 pm
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I suspect it will kind of depend on which culture they derived the traditional meals from. When is the last time you saw a cat outside of a Chinese restaurant? ________________
I'm the Dude...you know, that or His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. |
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by ncwolf
» Thu May 01, 2014 10:19 pm
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Why would a treecat have six can openers? Oh, wait, never mind. |
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