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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:55 am

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The first same sex treecat marriage was a bust when the treecat Pink Panther concluded his vows and his would be bondee the treecat Snagglepus left him at the altar. Snagglepus was heard saying, yep...
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:15 pm

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A rash of pickpockets has been occuring in downtown Landing. Seems all four pockets have been picked simulataneously. No suspects as of yet.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:45 am

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cthia wrote:Branch Leaper. Laughs Brightly. Golden Voice.

Mommy, mommy, I wanna treecat! I do mommy, I do. Really I do. Can I have one mommy? Can I huh can I huh can I huh?


Mange, <Foolish two-leg the People are not pets. Bonding is when one of the People finds a mind-glow so tasty they cannot live without the mind-glow’s taste. Such a person gives up his Clan except for brief visits. They also usually give up the chance for taking a mate also.>

Chief, “Since A Raising Thunder the treecats have added another relationship between themselves and humanity that of helpers. Such ‘cats are not bonded but have a job either helping their human in the war, or not seen so far in the books bringing back knowledge and skills to allow the ‘cats to evolve into a technological species. Mange is such a ‘cat learning metal biting, becoming a machinist, that he will later bring back to his people.”

<So young cthia if you wish a ‘cat you must visit the People on Sphinx in hopes of having one bond with you or, get one assigned as a guardian or helper. Mommy can’t give you one :P Also in my Snarks at Admirals persona, your mind glow needs a lot of work to become tasty, just saying ;) >

“A cartoon to lighten the mood:”

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<Ouch!>

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CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Apr 13, 2014 9:01 am

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Chief, "Mange as you know we often correct eachother's grammar and spelling on these forums."

Mange, <So?>

"Saw a good cartoon on the subject on Facebook:"

Image

<That's disgusting!>

"Hmm, then this one for you:"

Image

Mange, <That's to, too, or two much :twisted: >

[Groan]

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Apr 15, 2014 1:41 pm

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Chief, "Political correctness during the Viking era:"

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Mange, <Sounds like the Onion, destroy the Solarian League to save it.> :lol:

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:20 pm

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Mange, <A cartoon to make two-legs think:>

Image

Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:34 pm

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Chief, "A cartoon showing the Generation Gap at a convention:"

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Life with Superheroes by Zac Diamamti, http://zacavalanche.deviantart.com/art/Life-with-Superheroes-12-447810306?q=gallery%3AZacAvalanche&qo=0.

Mange, <And this deals with the Honorverse how?>

Chief with a crooked grin, "After the Honorverse movie perhaps the kid will be in Honorverse costume and, the Dad will be dressed s a Jedi :D "

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CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:12 am

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Chief, "So Mange what do you think of the topic Whither goest thou, Treecat?"

Mange, <I think there will be a colony in the Andermani Empire. After all what Chinese Prussian Emperor could resist supplying his police force with furry lie detectors.>

"Hmm, good point."

<Actually the thread should have been named, Where goest Dances on Clouds there to will goest the People> :lol:

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by crewdude48   » Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:38 pm

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pokermind wrote:Chief, "So Mange what do you think of the topic Whither goest thou, Treecat?"

Mange, <I think there will be a colony in the Andermani Empire. After all what Chinese Prussian Emperor could resist supplying his police force with furry lie detectors.>

"Hmm, good point."

<Actually the thread should have been named, Where goest Dances on Clouds there to will goest the People> :lol:

Poker & Mange


I suspect it will kind of depend on which culture they derived the traditional meals from. When is the last time you saw a cat outside of a Chinese restaurant? :D
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by ncwolf   » Thu May 01, 2014 10:19 pm

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cthia wrote:Bumper sticker...
Treecat with P38 six-shooter onboard.



Why would a treecat have six can openers? Oh, wait, never mind.
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