You call that a knife? THIS is a knife. - Crocodile Dundee
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!! - Monty Python
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun. - Army Of Darkness
Heavy Metal:
Den: "And if I refuse?"
Ard: "You die, the girl dies, EVERYBODY dies."
Den: (narration) Sounded reasonable to me.
Relax, Charlie; I've got an ANgle.
Oh give me a BREAK!!! Sternn is nothin' but a low-down, lyin', cheatin', double-dealin', back-stabbin', larcenous perverted WORM!! Shootin's too good for 'im! Hangin's too good for 'im! He should be torn into little bitty pieces and BURIED ALIVE!!
Robot: "What about me? Now I've got to put this asshole back together!"
The two pilots: "NOSE-DIVE!!!"
Warehouse 13:
Don't open that!! It's the original can of worms!
Chicken Run:
It's all in yer 'ead, Mr. Tweedy. All in yer 'ead!
Them chickens are up to summat. They're organized, I tell ya.
Mrs. Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!
From "The Warrior's Apprentice", Lois Bujold:
...but then, an obviously nervous person with a lethal weapon has a brand of menace all their own...
"Creatures Of Light And Darkness", Roger Zelazny:
Postulating infinity, all else follows as a matter of course.
"Dilvish, The Damned":
I'm afraid it has become a matter of future self-defense.
Babylon 5:
Zathras used to being beast of burden for other people's needs.
Very sad life. Probably have very sad death.
But, at least there is symmetry.
Zathras understand.
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No. Zathras not understand. But, Zathras DO.
Zathras good at doings. Not so good at understandings.
Can not run out of time. Time is infinite.
You are finite. Zathras is finite. This...is wrong tool.
No, no, no. Very bad. Never use this.
Marcus: "My instructors at the Ranger Academy said I had a lot of repressed anger."
[He and Lennier look around at an entire bar full of lowlifes he has just beaten senseless]
Lennier: "And?"
Marcus: "It's not repressed any more."
John Sheridan: "You can't kill the truth!"
(pause)
"Well, you can, but it always comes back to haunt you."
Dukhat: "When someone does a foolish thing, you should say it is a foolish thing. They may still continue to do it, but at least the truth is where it needs to be."
Delenn: "There are beings in the universe billions of years older than either of our races. Once, long ago, they walked among the stars like giants, vast and timeless. They taught the younger races, explored beyond the Rim, created great empires. But to all things, there is an end. Slowly, over a million years, the First Ones went away. Some passed beyond the stars, never to return. Some simply disappeared."
Delenn: "The Ancients understood, that in war, it is always the young and the powerless who are sent off to fight, sent by leaders and warriors and generals who are not themselves engaged in the battle, who do not bleed on the front lines, who do not die alone in the cold and friendless night."
Delenn: "They look to us to guide their hands. But prayers are fleeting, and wars forgotten. What is built, endures."
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen:
"Pack for an English summer."
(Next scene: London, downpour)
Casablanca:
Major Strasser has been shot! Round up the usual suspects!
I am shocked - shocked! - to find that gambling is going on in this establishment!
Victor/Victoria:
This? The last time I saw a specimen like this, they had to shoot the horse.
Doctor Strangelove:
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here - this is the War Room!
English history:
"Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
"Madam, you are ugly. Tomorrow, I will be sober."
"Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband I'd poison your tea."
"Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it!"
