pokermind wrote:Chief "Riddle, name the movie where one might see this character:
Come on."
Poker
White Knight?
No? Monty Python and the Holy Grail! (argh!)
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by ncwolf » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:28 pm | |
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White Knight? No? Monty Python and the Holy Grail! (argh!) |
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by pokermind » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:07 pm | |
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Mange, <You win a shrubbery. Come to Grayson to collect it.> Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:53 pm | |
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Jokes for intellectuals:
Enjoy, Poker and Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by lyonheart » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:20 pm | |
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Hi Pokermind,
Thank you very much for making me smile for awhile. I enjoyed them a lot. Really. While I've bookmarked them is there a permanent site where these are listed? Thanks again. L
Any snippet or post from RFC is good if not great!
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by pokermind » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:40 pm | |
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Chief, "Our guest comic, Joseph Barrow:"
"And guest comic Steve Condrey:" Mange, <Groan!> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:14 am | |
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Chief, "Happy Saint Patrick's Day:"
Mange, <Have a stout:> "A joke:" <You two-legs should evolve to grow fur and not need such things!> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:37 am | |
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Chief, "An ancient parchment was discovered:"
Two scholars, one Catholic and one Jewish, find a parchment with some drawings on it while conducting research in the Middle East. "I believe," says the Catholic scholar, "that this details the lives of a small community. They clearly understood husbandry of chickens, growing of fruits, tilling the soil, fishing, and worship of their Creator." "But my friend," says the Jewish scholar, "you are reading from left to right. Clearly this is meant to be read in our fashion, from right to left. It says: Holy mackerel, dig the melons on that chick!" Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:19 am | |
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When asked why they cut up their victims so badly, treecats responded...
"We always try not to leave a shred of evidence!" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:24 am | |
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Couldn't resist this cartoon:
Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by pokermind » Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:27 am | |
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COG SPOILER JOKE
Mange, <You've been warned, two-legs.> Chief, "Hit it boys:" Go Mad Mike (Poker & Mange) Purple treecat slippers, old academy sweats, and tenth fleet- Go Mad Mike. Like a hot knife through butter she’s gone through frontier fleet- Go Mad Mike. Can’t keep her donut from even a simple Terran cat- Go Mad Mike. Sent her cozen the queen a note she’s venting her spleen- Go Mad Mike. On her way to Mesa what we got to say it’s gong to be sweet- Go Mad Mike. Crashed the Mesan genocide party like the movie cavalry- Go Mad Mike. Chief, "Show off!" Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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