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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by ncwolf » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:28 pm
ncwolf Commander Posts: 154 Joined: Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:49 pm	pokermind wrote:Chief "Riddle, name the movie where one might see this character: Come on." Poker White Knight? No? Monty Python and the Holy Grail! (argh!)
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by ncwolf » Sat Mar 08, 2014 2:28 pm

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pokermind wrote:Chief "Riddle, name the movie where one might see this character:

Come on."

Poker

White Knight?

No? Monty Python and the Holy Grail! (argh!)

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:07 pm
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	ncwolf wrote: pokermind wrote:Chief "Riddle, name the movie where one might see this character: Come on." Poker White Knight? No? Monty Python and the Holy Grail! (argh!) Mange, <You win a shrubbery. Come to Grayson to collect it.> Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:07 pm

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ncwolf wrote:
pokermind wrote:Chief "Riddle, name the movie where one might see this character:

Come on."

Poker

White Knight?

No? Monty Python and the Holy Grail! (argh!)

Mange, <You win a shrubbery. Come to Grayson to collect it.>

Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:53 pm
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Jokes for intellectuals: Enjoy, Poker and Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:53 pm

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Jokes for intellectuals:

Enjoy,

Poker and Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by lyonheart » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:20 pm
lyonheart Fleet Admiral Posts: 4853 Joined: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:27 pm	Hi Pokermind, Thank you very much for making me smile for awhile. I enjoyed them a lot. Really. While I've bookmarked them is there a permanent site where these are listed? Thanks again. L pokermind wrote:Jokes for intellectuals: Enjoy, Poker and Mange Any snippet or post from RFC is good if not great!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by lyonheart » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:20 pm

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Hi Pokermind,

Thank you very much for making me smile for awhile.

I enjoyed them a lot.

Really.

While I've bookmarked them is there a permanent site where these are listed?

Thanks again.

L

pokermind wrote:Jokes for intellectuals:

Enjoy,

Poker and Mange

Any snippet or post from RFC is good if not great!

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:40 pm
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Chief, "Our guest comic, Joseph Barrow:" Here's one, for the GNS Corps of Chaplains... A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened. The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up... "And guest comic Steve Condrey:" Mange, <Groan!> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Sun Mar 16, 2014 6:40 pm

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Chief, "Our guest comic, Joseph Barrow:"

Here's one, for the GNS Corps of Chaplains...

A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.

The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...

"And guest comic Steve Condrey:"

Mange, <Groan!>

Poker & Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:14 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Chief, "Happy Saint Patrick's Day:" Mange, <Have a stout:> "A joke:" <You two-legs should evolve to grow fur and not need such things!> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:14 am

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Chief, "Happy Saint Patrick's Day:"

Mange, <Have a stout:>

"A joke:"

<You two-legs should evolve to grow fur and not need such things!>

Poker & Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:37 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Chief, "An ancient parchment was discovered:" Two scholars, one Catholic and one Jewish, find a parchment with some drawings on it while conducting research in the Middle East. "I believe," says the Catholic scholar, "that this details the lives of a small community. They clearly understood husbandry of chickens, growing of fruits, tilling the soil, fishing, and worship of their Creator." "But my friend," says the Jewish scholar, "you are reading from left to right. Clearly this is meant to be read in our fashion, from right to left. It says: Holy mackerel, dig the melons on that chick!" Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Wed Mar 19, 2014 7:37 am

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Chief, "An ancient parchment was discovered:"

Two scholars, one Catholic and one Jewish, find a parchment with some drawings on it while conducting research in the Middle East.

"I believe," says the Catholic scholar, "that this details the lives of a small community. They clearly understood husbandry of chickens, growing of fruits, tilling the soil, fishing, and worship of their Creator."

"But my friend," says the Jewish scholar, "you are reading from left to right. Clearly this is meant to be read in our fashion, from right to left. It says: Holy mackerel, dig the melons on that chick!"

Poker & Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by cthia » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:19 am
cthia Fleet Admiral Posts: 14951 Joined: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:10 pm	When asked why they cut up their victims so badly, treecats responded... "We always try not to leave a shred of evidence!" Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by cthia » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:19 am

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When asked why they cut up their victims so badly, treecats responded...

"We always try not to leave a shred of evidence!" :lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:24 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	Couldn't resist this cartoon: Poker CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Fri Mar 21, 2014 10:24 am

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Couldn't resist this cartoon:

Poker

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
by pokermind » Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:27 am
pokermind Fleet Admiral Posts: 4002 Joined: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:58 am Location: Jerome, Idaho, USA	COG SPOILER JOKE Mange, <You've been warned, two-legs.> Chief, "Hit it boys:" Go Mad Mike (Poker & Mange) Purple treecat slippers, old academy sweats, and tenth fleet- Go Mad Mike. Like a hot knife through butter she’s gone through frontier fleet- Go Mad Mike. Can’t keep her donut from even a simple Terran cat- Go Mad Mike. Sent her cozen the queen a note she’s venting her spleen- Go Mad Mike. On her way to Mesa what we got to say it’s gong to be sweet- Go Mad Mike. Crashed the Mesan genocide party like the movie cavalry- Go Mad Mike. Chief, "Show off!" Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat. "Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.

by pokermind » Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:27 am

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COG SPOILER JOKE

Mange, <You've been warned, two-legs.>

Chief, "Hit it boys:"

Go Mad Mike
(Poker & Mange)

Purple treecat slippers, old academy sweats, and tenth fleet-
Go Mad Mike.

Like a hot knife through butter she’s gone through frontier fleet-
Go Mad Mike.

Can’t keep her donut from even a simple Terran cat-
Go Mad Mike.

Sent her cozen the queen a note she’s venting her spleen-
Go Mad Mike.

On her way to Mesa what we got to say it’s gong to be sweet-
Go Mad Mike.

Crashed the Mesan genocide party like the movie cavalry-
Go Mad Mike.

Chief, "Show off!"

Poker & Mange

CPO Poker Mind

and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.

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