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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by waddles for desert   » Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:22 am

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Hey!

What's with the hating on Brussels sprouts?

They are an excellent source of phytonutrients. And, if we ever run out of natural gas ...
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Brigade XO   » Thu Feb 20, 2014 12:51 am

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That silver cat would NEVER have a Brussle Sprout. Sprouts would tarnish both the inside and the outside
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Feb 22, 2014 10:57 pm

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Chief: “A Grayson sky patrol officer forced an air-car to land on south of Austin City. When the patrol sky patrol officer asked the driver why he was weaving in and out of the traffic corridor exceeding the specified speed, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Charity Circus. He didn't want to be late.

”The sky patrol officer told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the sky patrol officer he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the equipment bay and asked if he could juggle them.

”The juggler said he could, so the sky patrol officer got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, an air-car landed in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy traveling from Black Bird got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol air-car, opened the rear hatch and got in.

”The sky patrol officer observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the hatch asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that sobriety test.”

Mange:

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CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:20 pm

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Chief, “A practical joke worthy of Nimitz:”

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Mange, <Yes, just like Laughs Brightly.>

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:25 pm

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pokermind wrote:Chief, “A practical joke worthy of Nimitz:”

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Mange, <Yes, just like Laughs Brightly.>

Poker & Mange


pokermind,
I see someone else has issues in this forum.
Funny! :lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:54 am

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Cartoon posted by George Takei (Sulu), "He's out of his Vulcan mind."

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Mange, <Well, the two-leg's a redshirt so of course he'll live briefly and fail. It is very illogical of Spock to waste time with a curse.>

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CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:51 pm

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Eloise confided in Elizabeth the reason of her decision of an alliance.

It seems everyone on Haven was afraid that their bogeyman, The Salamander, was three-meters tall.

Victor Cachat reported to Haven that there is a four-meter tall version on Grayson! :lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Mar 04, 2014 10:36 pm

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Chief, "So Mange what have you been upto?"

Mange, <Giving poker lessons. see:>

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"Remember to leave the two-legs cab fare home :lol: "

Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:17 pm

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Well another fan art logo for the Hrrington treecats Baseball team by Zenzemurfy http://zenzmurfy.deviantart.com/art/Harrington-Treecats-437778098?q=gallery%3Azenzmurfy&qo=2

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Finally a blue treecat we can smile at.

A funny on tRMN site about getting the lst comicbook:

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Poker :lol:
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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Mar 08, 2014 11:25 am

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Chief "Riddle, name the movie where one might see this character:

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Come on."

Poker
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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