Let's say your evangelisation of the Windows masses is wildly successful and you become forever known as Saint Cthia of the Hat or whatever. What then becomes of the various unsavory gits, hackers, adsmen, cyber-anarchists and their ilk when there is nobody left to torment in a Windows environment? They'll more than likely follow the masses and push every button, pull every lever, chant "Ooh, SHINY!" and generally go tearing through your previously serene paradise with all the demented passion of un-medicated AD/HD 6-year old idiot savants on sugar highs. At least one of those little terrors will find something, exploit it, enlist the unwitting help of the flock they followed and take the equivalent of a naked Ron Jeremy on a Miley wrecking ball to your beloved OS.
What then?
Well, let's say it just happens to survive all that. Guess what happens next?
You guessed it, one or more politicians just noticed Unix/Linux, as it has impacted his life, his work and his voters. What could possibly go wrong now that a politician is involved?
