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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Feb 11, 2014 12:29 pm

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Yoda as Cupid!

http://mcquade.deviantart.com/art/Yoda-Cupid-Valentine-s-Day-card-433027161

Well it's not Honorverse but funny anyway.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:57 pm

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A treecat, Razors For Claws, got lost on Old Earth and ended up in an old abandoned warehouse full of big nasty mean Alley Cats.

Tom Cat, the leader of some 300 mean cats, not taking too kindly to having his territory invaded or his authority challenged gave the signal to surround this odd looking treecat.

"We don't take too kindly to intruders cat. We're just gonna' have to teach you a lesson," Jugular, Tom's first officer said.

Razors For Claws took some time recognizing the archaic form of cat communication and listened for more.

Thinking the odd-looking cat's lack of communication implied disrespect Tom gave the signal to ready attack and the 300 cats crowded the treecat.

"You're not very smart," Tom Cat said. "There's 300 of us and we've got 9 lives. How many you got...hmmm?"

Feeling the other cats intentions, Razors For Claws readies himself.

"Hey cat!" Tom Cat meowed. "I said we all have 9 lives. How many lives you got...punk?!"

Unleashing his claws while surveying the crowd, "About 300 in juuuust about a minute!"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:56 am

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Anton Zilwiki was recently adopted by the treecat Poetic Justice.

The first mission ended in disagreement.

"I've told you again and again that we are spies and our modus operandi is to extract information first, kill second," says Anton to his treecat."

"But you didn't seem to be getting any information out of him," his treecat signed in protest.

"I have also told you that you can't get blood out of a turnip!"

"But the people can get blood out of a turnip's neck.
Killing him second."

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Reginald Houseman was adopted by the treecat Krazy Bond.

In less than a day Houseman was found with his throat slit.

Apparently the bond didn't fully take. It was determined to be the shortest bond ever.

Nimitz explained that the tree cat's name was Krazy Bond not Krazy Glue.

Later Honor shared with Elizabeth the mental treecat image sent to her by Nimitz of the memory singers beginning to sound like Houseman to a captive audience of the treecat species with unleashed claws at their own throats.

Elizabeth couldn't stop laughing.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:24 am

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Recently treecats were approached to play the role of jury duty.
On one occasion they asked to be sequestered away with the lawyers.
When the judge asked them why, they replied.

"The people like to hone their skills and lawyers seem to be a baseline to teach the younger treecats.

It seems whenever those two-leg's lips are moving they're lying, and the young memory singers begin singing Liars and Lawyers."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:29 am

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Honeymoon night, little surprise Honor's first utterance after exiting the ladies room into the bedroom of a waiting Emily and Hamish...

"Let's be about it!"

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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:35 am

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Treecat Nursery Rhyme

"This little piggy went to the market."
"This little piggy stayed home"
"This little piggy sliced everyone there."
"This little piggy stayed calm."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:24 pm

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Yet another stab at our treecat buddies, yet another newsi,

Image Manticoran Newsie,
is on their case http://hmscondor.org/mnb_021214.htm :lol:

Mange, <A couple of photos of stuffed treecats too.>

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:09 pm

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From the now I've seen every thing file:

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This is the 'G' rted version the original is so lased with F bombes that I had to cut them out. For those who enjoy such things the original: https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1897991_599077933474846_298252177_n.jpg

Just the thing for Honor's Christmas present :lol:

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:42 pm

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Chief, "Finished emblem for the Harrington Treecats borrowing one of Genkis's cats with his permission:

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http://pokermind.deviantart.com/art/Harrington-Treecats-434198949

"I wonder what would happen if instead of a bat we gave the 'cat the Chainsaw Kantana above?"

Mange,

Image

"Run for the hills Mange the Slasher is on the loose!"

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:52 am

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A request:

I don't feel like learning to play with pics on the forums ATM, so here's an idea for your humour thread, Poker. I'd say Evergreen could stand to see it, too, but we're not supposed to blatantly troll them any more.

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<More or less canon pic of Treecat>

Image


This is your 'cat.



<Picture of Brussels sprouts.>

Image

These are Brussels sprouts.



<Demented Blue Demon Treecat>

Image

This is your 'cat on Brussels sprouts.



Any questions?

Hope you like it jchilds.

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