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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by waddles for desert   » Sun Jan 26, 2014 6:11 pm

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pokermind wrote:WARNING Spoiler Joke from Cauldron of Ghosts

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Please note Snippets of Cauldron of Ghosts are being posted in Snippets here: http://forums.davidweber.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=4903


Are you saying that the invitation was so distressing that she got drunk?

Or, are you saying that Fly had a nefarious plan that succeeded in getting her drunk?

Or, are you saying that the invitation was Fly's nefarious plan to get her drunk and that it succeeded?

And, yes, Fly, "A shower is a shower!"












Chief, "Why can't you drink General Thandi Palane, commander of Torch’s armed forces, under the table?"

Mange, <She's got a hollow leg?>

"Kind of, 'with her metabolism and constitution, getting drunk was a lot easier said than done. She’d only managed to do it twice in her life,' Cauldron of Ghosts. "

<No doubt one of them was when Namelessfly tried to get her drunk enough to take a shower for him.>

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Mon Jan 27, 2014 9:47 pm

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First airing of Stacy Hauptman's acquired column. And her promise to clean up journalism.

Featured special guest:
Nimitz signing on a local broadcast to all whom think treecats are not a sentient species...

He jumps on a table, lies on his back raising all six hands. He lifts each closed fist and rotates each right extremity counter-clockwise simultaneously along with each left extremity rotating clockwise until synced with each true-hand, uppermost part of hand facing upward, palm inward.

Epiphanically...on each hand he raises...the longest finger!

Followed by the unsheathing of claw, and a Spock-like raise of his brow.

Stacy Smiles.

Treecat's sentience has never been questioned again.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:19 pm

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Treecat pickup lines.

The competition for cat love is fierce. There aren't that many memory singers so a suitor's pickup line had better be a good one.

1. Nimitz' pickup line to Samantha.
I like that voodo that you do-play it again Sam!

2. That's our song.

3. They're playing our song.

4. Don't play that song for me. It brings back memories!
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:22 pm

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There's an unidentified virus circulating within the treecat memory singers that no one can identify.

A treecat visited old Earth. Upon returning she tried to relay what she had learned but none could understand her song.

It sounded...scr..scr...scr...scratched!
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Jan 31, 2014 9:51 am

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Chief, "Sorry for letting Humor get to the middle of Page two. Been designing FB Header and Crest for my new ship in tRMN. Check out the Ball Cap design:"

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Mange, <Also been playing a role Play game more in new topic.>

"A Honorverse version of Star Trek's Kobbshi Maru no win situation you'll love it."

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Jan 31, 2014 12:15 pm

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Pokermind!
That hat is incredible. Are they for sale? I want. I want.

Great admirals don't make wars great, bad admirals make great admirals' wars great.
-cthia

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:17 pm

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cthia wrote:Pokermind!
That hat is incredible. Are they for sale? I want. I want.

Great admirals don't make wars great, bad admirals make great admirals' wars great.
-cthia


Still early planing stage not currently available. More in a PM. Go to the main Forum's page look at red lettering you now have 1 message click on the 1 to read. How you receive private messages here. You send by clicking on a person's name and to the right click on send private message.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:46 pm

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pokermind wrote:
cthia wrote:Pokermind!
That hat is incredible. Are they for sale? I want. I want.

Great admirals don't make wars great, bad admirals make great admirals' wars great.
-cthia


Still early planing stage not currently available. More in a PM. Go to the main Forum's page look at red lettering you now have 1 message click on the 1 to read. How you receive private messages here. You send by clicking on a person's name and to the right click on send private message.

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Thanks for the tip. But an easier way is to just click on anyone's name from where you are. Click on send private message and that brings up user control panel. At that point you can do whatever you like.

Great admirals don't make wars great, bad admirals make great admirals' wars great.
-cthia

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:37 pm

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STACY HAUPTMAN NEWSREEL

A message from a Solarian League spy inside the Star Kingdom has been intercepted enroute to the Sol System.

Although the data chip was severely damaged in an altercation, Sir Horace Harkness has been able to massage the chips for a partial sentence...

Gerbils are

Great admirals don't make wars great, bad admirals make great admirals' wars great.
-cthia

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Sat Feb 01, 2014 1:14 am

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Are they talking about Boo the space hamster? :D


cthia wrote:STACY HAUPTMAN NEWSREEL

A message from a Solarian League spy inside the Star Kingdom has been intercepted enroute to the Sol System.

Although the data chip was severely damaged in an altercation, Sir Horace Harkness has been able to massage the chips for a partial sentence...

Gerbils are

Great admirals don't make wars great, bad admirals make great admirals' wars great.
-cthia
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