Poker, “A young Agriculture Service Agent was visiting a Gryphon Highlander’s farm. The after knocking at the farm house door farmer’s young son directed him out back, ‘P’s pole feeding the hogs.’
“Young Ag. Agent, confused, ‘What’s pole feeding?’
“The red hired freckled lad said returning to his chores and closing the door, ‘You’ll see.’
“The Ag. Agent could not believe his eyes as the farmer held up pigs mounted on tall forked sticks to eat the acorns from the oaks.”
Mange, <Wow, that’s weird, even for a two-leg.>
“Yah, ‘cat. Continuing the Ag. Agent asked, ‘Doesn’t it take a long time to feed hogs that way?’”
<What did the farmer answer?>
“I’m getting to that you impatient ‘cat. The farmer said, ‘Time don’t mean anything to a hog.’ Get it?”
<Yah, you two-legs sure are weird!>
Poker & Mange