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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:11 am

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jchilds wrote:
Spacekiwi wrote:
And brown pants too? :D


Nah - their skinsuits do have plumbing, after all.



Better hope its been well maintained and extra heavy duty plumbing then.... :D
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:34 am

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Mange, <Saw the following on Facebook which posture do you assume when reading the latest Honor Harrington book?>

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Chief, "The last, I guess. What about you Mange?"

<The last also. But warning should be disturb and, lose arm :D >

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Poker & Mange
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Werrf   » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:40 am

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pokermind wrote:<The last also. But warning should be disturb and, lose arm :D >

That's why we invented regen, ol' moggy.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Jonathan_S   » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:12 pm

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Werrf wrote:
jchilds wrote:They did give the Salamander Squad's ships the GNS prefix, right?

POS (Protector's Own Ship) just seems to leave itself open to derision for some reason...

Given their direct allegiance to the sword, we could try:

SSS (Sword Star Ship)?
SOS (Sword's Own Ship)? Also not ideal...
HGS (His Grace's Ship)?
GPS (Grayson Protector's Ship)? They'd never get lost...
[non-humorous] The Protector's Own might have the prefix 'GSNS' - The SD(P) Honor Harrington was commissioned the GNS Honor Harrington, but she was styled the GSNS Honor Harrington when she was part of the Protector's Own at Sidemore. (Or it might be a typo; who knows <shrug>)
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by bunyipbelle   » Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:56 am

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What do you call a half-witted Solarian Admiral?

Gifted.


( Most Solarian Admirals are not as clever as that )
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by KNick   » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:35 am

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bunyipbelle wrote:What do you call a half-witted Solarian Admiral?

Gifted.


( Most Solarian Admirals are not as clever as that )


Not bad for a first post. Glad to see you get your toes wet. Welcome to the forums. I hope you enjoy your time here.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Werrf   » Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:19 am

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What do you call a Solarian admiral in a Manticoran uniform?

Artificial Intelligence.

Why do Solarian naval uniform shoes all have holes in the bottom?

Plumbing.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:57 pm

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Mange, <Now for something totally cute, young girl fell asleep while her father read A Beautiful Friendship note her cuddeling a stuffed treecat under the stuffed bear.>

Chief, "We wrote a Honorverse lullaby for this cute photo:"

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Honorverse Hush Little Baby
By Maria Krasinski and Pokermind

Hush baby girl, honey you’re not fat.

See pappa's bought you a stuffed treecat.

Have mommy sew Velcro on his mid limb paws

and he’ll ride your shoulder like the books you saw.

Pappa knows the boys lie, when they call you names

but, pappa will make sure sweetie, you're not shamed.

Baby girl with your smile and dimples,

you’ll control your pappa just that simple.

Ask for Christmas a pair of purple treecat slippers,

they're much better than a sweater with all those zippers.

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Poker & Mange

PS. Mange, <Remember:>

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<, just saying.>
CPO Poker Mind Image and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.

"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by bunyipbelle   » Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:43 am

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A Light bulb joke

How many Havenite citizens does it take to change a
light bulb?

Answer - Just one. But in the grand old days of the
people's republic hundreds of people's commissioners
would change thousands of light bulbs to help keep
alight the flame of the glorious revolution.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by bunyipbelle   » Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:07 am

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A'hoy there Matey! Shiver me timbers! It's 19th September- it's international talk like a pirate day.In Honor of this special day here are some pirate jokes.

Q- What's a pirate's favourite kind of fish?
A- A goldfish.

Q- How does a pirate clean his ship?
A- He has a Yarrrrrd sale.

Q- How do pirates know that they are pirates?
A- They think therefore they ARRRRRRRRE!!!!

Q- What does a pirate look forward to on his vacation?
A- A liitle ARRRRRRRGGGH & ARRRRRRGGGH!!!
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