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by beaker » Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:18 pm | |
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Mange, Why does Nimitz want to visit Japan?
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by pokermind » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:02 am | |
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Mange. <I don't know. Perhaps he knows of Admiral Bull Halsey who said during WW 2 "After this war the only place where the Japanese language will be spoken is in hell," and wants to revisit Dances on Clouds' and his vacation place?> . CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by beaker » Sat Jul 06, 2013 5:49 pm | |
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He heard there were thousands of celery men.
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by pokermind » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:57 am | |
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Chief, "This is a good pun, but like all puns some of our non English speaker fans might not get it. Japan has thousands of minor executives called Salary Men, close to the sound of Celery Men in in spoken English. " Mange, <, but don't get all Sanctimonious remember your first joke here was a pun:
you loud mouthed fatso!> "Why you six limbed walking flea circus you well earned your other name Snarks at Admirals!" <Speaking of Admirals did you notice posted a Honorverse Fan Fic: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9333151/1/A-Trace-of-Character.> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by Daryl » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:17 am | |
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After observing the tenth violently dead gardener in a row, Sherlock Holmes decided there was a Celerial Killer at large.
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by pokermind » Wed Jul 10, 2013 6:31 am | |
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Chief, “Hey guys a Joke from Runsforcelery. First a bit of background, RFC in asking for questions for the FAQ section of House of Steel a while back http://forums.davidweber.net/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=2390&p=47156&hilit=treecat+marienes#p47156 gave the following examples of Bad Questions:”
"Introdusing David Weber AKA runsforcelery or RFC our guest comic. Check out this tongue in cheek insider joke in recent interview, SFFWRTCHT: A Chat With Bestselling Author David Weber, by Bryan Thomas Schmidt on Tuesday, July 9th, 2013 at 12:29 am here, http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2013/07/sffwrtcht-a-chat-with-bestselling-author-david-weber/:”
“ Now a sad note in the above interview David is not working on Honorverse stories ”
Mange, <Hey Chief, that’s tragedy not comedy you idiot!> Poker & Mange "@$%^& SFFWRTCHT would not let us use their photo of David, so I replaced with the one here thus the revision! Found link to original FAQ thread posted above! so revised again. Last edited by pokermind on Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:12 am, edited 2 times in total.
CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
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by Hallofaman » Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:14 am | |
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my question is how are the treecats armed? with pulsors or al-natrual....
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by Howard T. Map-addict » Wed Jul 10, 2013 1:48 pm | |
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::a Naughty Moose replies::
Treecats are armed with two true-arms and two leg-arms. Naughty Moose
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by pokermind » Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:08 am | |
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Mange, <There was a whole thread on the subject a year and a half ago. The consensus of us fans was treecat battle armor with vibroblade claws. The best was by The Monster, well before a fat blow hard mentioned Fan-Fic was not allowed on David's Site and he pulled it. But it was so beautiful so I saved it:
<Of course claws one quarter as long as our body length would be impractical, but we can dream > Chief, "And just who are you to call me a fat blowhard you six limbed walking flea circus!" <Me, Mange, or Snarks at Admirals.> "Well one thing you can say about having quarter meter long claws is the marines would have a big claw." <You two-leg males and your preoccupation with the size of your procreative appendage, revolting.> Poker & Mange CPO Poker Mind and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by smr » Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:11 am | |
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Pokermind ---- nominated for Chief Publicist for David Weber Inc.
Mange ---- Chief of Security and Information for the Honor Harrington Universe. Protector of Treecats of Grayson |
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