- Aha, there is a church galleon underway! - the captain of the charisian river ironclad HMS "Marhy Sue" grinned, - Prepare to battle!
The crew of the HMS "Marhy Sue" was less enthusiastic. The sea was rough, and the waves was high enough to constantly wash the ironclad's casemate. Still... it was a Church galleon in sea, and the enemy already started to fire from their upper deck guns. The lower deck gunports of the Church galleon was, for some reason, closed tightly.
- Turn to starboard! - ordered the captain of the HMS "Marhy Sue", - Clear for action! Open the gunports...
The sudden squall was simply a unfortunate accident. The HMS "Marhy Sue" was caught lurched in the circulation, and her low-placed gunports scooped water... not too much, but enought for the small-draft, low-board ship to roll.
And did not straighten
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...- What are the accursed heretics doing? - the captain of Navy of God galleon "Langhorne's Wisdom" lowered his spyglass, - For what reason they opened gunports on that... that ship? In that weather? On the ship that low?
- Surely, the Shain-Wei must affect their mind, - the puzzled chaplain muttered, - But even for heretics... it was stupid
- Pull the boats! - ordered captain, - Search for the surviors! Even the heretics don't deserve to die such stupidly...

(waive all rights, just humor)