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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by cthia   » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:38 pm

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You can't make this stuff up.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by Annachie   » Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:17 am

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Well, obviously that time someone did. ;)
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by pappilon   » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:14 am

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Annachie wrote:Well, obviously that time someone did. ;)


That darned CNN or some other fake news source, probably. 4Chan certainly never published it. :roll:
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by gcomeau   » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:50 pm

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Trump announced what he took what would have been a pretty damn historic call directly from North Korea.


It was from the South Korean president.


It was not a slip of the tongue, accidentally saying "North" when he meant "South". He very clearly thought it was North Korea. He said "oh we'd love to talk, but you have to de-nuke".... (unless someone wants to attempt to argue he was trying to tell South Korea to "de-nuke"?)



He doesn't know the difference between when he's talking to North and South Korea. We're over a year into his presidency.
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by pappilon   » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:47 pm

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gcomeau wrote:Trump announced what he took what would have been a pretty damn historic call directly from North Korea.


It was from the South Korean president.


It was not a slip of the tongue, accidentally saying "North" when he meant "South". He very clearly thought it was North Korea. He said "oh we'd love to talk, but you have to de-nuke".... (unless someone wants to attempt to argue he was trying to tell South Korea to "de-nuke"?)



He doesn't know the difference between when he's talking to North and South Korea. We're over a year into his presidency.



Seoul, Pyongyang! what's the difference.
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by Annachie   » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:54 am

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"THE NSW Government has an embarrassing problem with $2 billion worth of new trains that are on order — they’re too wide to go through the tunnels."

So far the proposed soloution is to lower the safety standards, along with some slow down sections of track and careful scheduling.
Oh, and some minimal work on the tunnels in the really tight parts.

This from the party that when in government 20 odd years ago, fixed the trains being always late by redefining what late was.
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by gcomeau   » Wed Mar 07, 2018 6:13 am

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The president of the United States is being sued by the porn star he cheated on his 3rd wife with to secure a ruling that the NDA he paid her to sign to keep her from blabbing about said affair is non enforceable because:

1: His lawyer blabbed publicly about details of it thus invalidating it even if it had been legit

2: Trump neglected to sign it. Oops.(But Trump hires the best people, like for instance, lawyers)


Fun fact, the lawsuit filing has the entire NDA attached. It is now public.


You voted for this Trump supporters. You did this to the presidency. And don't even try to pretend you couldn't have seen something like this coming, this is so stereotypically Trump it's ridiculous.
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by The E   » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:26 am

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gcomeau wrote:The president of the United States is being sued by the porn star he cheated on his 3rd wife with to secure a ruling that the NDA he paid her to sign to keep her from blabbing about said affair is non enforceable because:

1: His lawyer blabbed publicly about details of it thus invalidating it even if it had been legit

2: Trump neglected to sign it. Oops.(But Trump hires the best people, like for instance, lawyers)


Fun fact, the lawsuit filing has the entire NDA attached. It is now public.


You voted for this Trump supporters. You did this to the presidency. And don't even try to pretend you couldn't have seen something like this coming, this is so stereotypically Trump it's ridiculous.


That this is coming from a President supported by the GOP, the party that is all about christian morals and sanctity of the marriage adds a layer of hypocrisy to these proceedings so nutricious that it is going to sustain at least my glee and schadenfreude for the foreseeable future.

Like, there's nothing they can do now to reassert any form of moral superiority. "You supported Trump" immediately invalidates any claim to integrity they had.
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by gcomeau   » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:58 pm

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The E wrote:That this is coming from a President supported by the GOP, the party that is all about christian morals and sanctity of the marriage adds a layer of hypocrisy to these proceedings so nutricious that it is going to sustain at least my glee and schadenfreude for the foreseeable future.

Like, there's nothing they can do now to reassert any form of moral superiority. "You supported Trump" immediately invalidates any claim to integrity they had.


Yeah pretty sure any appeal to morals or ethics or patriotism or integrity or character by the GOP for the next 30 years or so is going to be met by "you put Donald Trump in the Oval Office, go sit the hell down in the corner and STFU."
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Re: Stuff you just can't make up
Post by gcomeau   » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:44 pm

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The right wing news bubble is now so far gone trying to defend Trump that the Daily Caller is running Op-Eds from Russian Oligarchs about the US deep state fake news conspiracy against Russia.

No, seriously.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/03/08/the-e ... ipulation/
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