Jurassic Park Joke video

Robot velsorapter in a parking garrage, ultimate practical joke see https://www.facebook.com/Aukex/videos/1747115025569792/

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Wow!! How many people have the common sense to understand that it is extremely unlikely that raptor is real? Where is the stink? Where is the horrible bad breath blowing out to 30 feet? Where is the shit dropping from its ass and the slobber from its mouth?

In other words ... does one laugh or run? A very few intelligent individuals who do not scare instantly that easily would have in about 2 seconds run about 10 logic trees through their minds eye. All that they would process would indicate very fake indeed. Certainly not real. Fake indeed. Ha ha ha inside your mind.

Conclusion? Fake monster. But ... and here is where the fun would come into it. You can fake not seeing what you are really actually seeing. Know it's fake, pretend it is REAL, but with a brave fake front. Pull, present and fire into the fake monster with your handgun.

Empty all 14 rounds of .45 Super into the mechanical heart. Then drop, reload and fire 13 more rounds. Then 13 more. Save that last hidden reload mag. Destroy that $50,000 buck toy. Let the idiot gamesters pay the price. Shooting very safely. Safe background.

Turn their stupid expensive dumb joke back around on them. BUT!!! ... the only thing one would have to be very careful with is that ABSOLUTELY KNOWING nobody ALIVE is inside that fake raptor. Identify the leg diameter. Arms. Motions. To shoot or not to shoot would take a few seconds. When you are SURE it is mechanical, unload on it. Have you fun.

BUT BUT BUT ... if you are not 110% sure it is mechanical and not some idiot person inside the rubber suit ... you do not fire. We who are smarter than most and responsibly carry a legal handgun understand target identification. But ... if a raptor is charging you, you then have every excuse to defend yourself ... but at some idiots life at stake? Big moral question. Stupid joke indeed.