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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:13 am

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Imaginos1892 wrote:
I used to live on a farm. I know what bullshit smells like.

For those idiots that just SIT there after the light turns:
That's as green as it's gonna get!

As green as it's gonna get! You're a riot! :lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:15 am

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Presidents are elected, to do enough dumb shit, to properly represent all of us.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Sat Sep 13, 2014 4:18 am

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Borrowed from my niece from time to time.
"Why are you still beating that dead horse?"

"Because the cart is still moving Uncle."

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Lord Skimper   » Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:31 am

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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:39 pm

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I'd tell you exactly what I think of you if euphemisms and pc's didn't cause me to reboot.

I thought this was the land of the free?!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:14 am

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If you're lacking in ethics you're lacking four score.
If you're lacking in morality you're lacking at the core. —Cthia

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Wed Sep 17, 2014 10:04 pm

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What is with all the idiots that have to go racing up to a stop light that's already red so they can spend an extra 5 or 10 seconds waiting for it?
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Imaginos1892   » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:20 pm

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Philosophy of the Cat: a full belly, a warm bed, and all is right with the world.

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You can eat anything if you put enough ketchup on it!
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by Daryl   » Thu Sep 18, 2014 5:55 am

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Automotive repair tips.

If at first you don't succeed get a bigger hammer.

You only need two repair items. If it moves & shouldn't use duct tape. If it doesn't move and should use WD40.
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Re: Self proclaimed one-liners
Post by cthia   » Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:26 pm

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Grandfather
A woman's makeup is just another name for war paint.
:lol:

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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