By rights and tradition, this should be roseandheather's thread, but here goes anyway:
Dear David, PLEASE give Joana a date with the a descendant of these people - for obvious reasons...
From US Weekly webpage, "Prince William's Funniest Quotes"
William, Duke of Cambridge - On Getting Help With His Wedding Guest List (May 2012) "I was given a list in the first meeting, of 777 names, and not one of them on there I knew . . . And I wasn't too happy about it so I rang [Queen Elizabeth] for a bit of moral support, and a bit of back up, and she said 'Don't be so ridiculous. Get rid of the list and start with your friends."