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by cthia » Sat May 17, 2014 6:56 pm | |
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During the Maccabeus coup, what did the first Maccabean exclaim?
OH SHIT WHO LET THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG! . Last edited by cthia on Sun May 18, 2014 2:57 am, edited 1 time in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sat May 17, 2014 8:06 pm | |
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What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a treecat?
A treecat that's no longer hungry. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by J6P » Sat May 17, 2014 8:10 pm | |
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by cthia » Sat May 17, 2014 8:13 pm | |
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A treecat's first kindergarten lesson.
C-A-T spells cat. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sat May 17, 2014 8:28 pm | |
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This one obviously originates from Michelle Henke turning Honor on, who in turn turned Nimitz on to Snoop Dog. http://youtu.be/GtUVQei3nX4 You also have to imagine someone who can throw a frisbee really hard. Me. Who is so good that I can play catch with myself. I can throw a frisbee fifty-plus yards into the air and have it return to me without having to take a single step. I am virtually unbeatable in frisbee golf. But us humans have varying locations of the funny bone. Mine seems to be located in my pants. Since I'm always grinning when I'm about to get laid. . Last edited by cthia on Sun May 18, 2014 3:50 am, edited 2 times in total.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sat May 17, 2014 8:37 pm | |
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What do you call a treecat's g-spot?
The cat's meow. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sat May 17, 2014 8:50 pm | |
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What do you call a treecat that's lost two lives?
Seven of Nine. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by crewdude48 » Sat May 17, 2014 9:06 pm | |
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Hay!! A funny one! ________________
I'm the Dude...you know, that or His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. |
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by cthia » Sun May 18, 2014 2:34 am | |
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Where does a treecat go when its partner dies?
Catatonia. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sun May 18, 2014 2:42 am | |
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How does a mystic treecat cast a spell?
Hex-a-pum-ya. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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