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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat May 17, 2014 6:56 pm

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During the Maccabeus coup, what did the first Maccabean exclaim?

OH SHIT WHO LET THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG!



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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat May 17, 2014 8:06 pm

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a treecat?

A treecat that's no longer hungry.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by J6P   » Sat May 17, 2014 8:10 pm

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:lol:
cthia wrote:What do you get if you cross a rabbit with a treecat?

A treecat that's no longer hungry.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat May 17, 2014 8:13 pm

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A treecat's first kindergarten lesson.

C-A-T spells cat.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat May 17, 2014 8:28 pm

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What does Nimitz tell Honor when he throws the frisbee too hard?

Drop it like it's hot.


This one obviously originates from Michelle Henke turning Honor on, who in turn turned Nimitz on to Snoop Dog. http://youtu.be/GtUVQei3nX4

You also have to imagine someone who can throw a frisbee really hard. Me. Who is so good that I can play catch with myself. I can throw a frisbee fifty-plus yards into the air and have it return to me without having to take a single step. I am virtually unbeatable in frisbee golf. ;)

But us humans have varying locations of the funny bone. Mine seems to be located in my pants. Since I'm always grinning when I'm about to get laid. :lol:


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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat May 17, 2014 8:37 pm

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What do you call a treecat's g-spot?

The cat's meow.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sat May 17, 2014 8:50 pm

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What do you call a treecat that's lost two lives?

Seven of Nine.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by crewdude48   » Sat May 17, 2014 9:06 pm

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cthia wrote:What do you call a treecat that's lost two lives?

Seven of Nine.


Hay!! A funny one!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun May 18, 2014 2:34 am

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Where does a treecat go when its partner dies?

Catatonia.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Sun May 18, 2014 2:42 am

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How does a mystic treecat cast a spell?

Hex-a-pum-ya.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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