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Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
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by cthia
» Sat May 17, 2014 1:52 am
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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sat May 17, 2014 2:21 am
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First treecat admitted to the House of Lords turned them all into bleeding heart liberals.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sat May 17, 2014 7:32 am
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What is Mistress Thorn's nickname for the treecats?
Fat cats. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by pokermind
» Sat May 17, 2014 8:17 am
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Mange, <Who twisted cthias tail?>
Chief, "Shut up you six limbed walking flea circus he's on a roll. What do you call a treecat bordello?" <A cat house. What do you call cthia on a roll?> "A cheetah since he fills pages faster than any other poster."   <What do you call a treecat student who cheats on a test. ... A cheetah!> Groan, "What is cthia's favorite illness?" <Pun-disideus!>  Poker and Mange CPO Poker Mind
 and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat."Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART. |
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by cthia
» Sat May 17, 2014 5:39 pm
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I'm gonna catch you yet you Mangy cat. And when I do, I'm gonna string you up in my back yard... Then hang my laundry out to dry on the feline. Forgive me Mange. I guess I was on a roll. My fianceé and I finally set a date. Next year at this time I'll have her right where she wants me. Me happy too. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by saber964
» Sat May 17, 2014 5:47 pm
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How about favorite ancient movie. The Aristocats Or favorite ancient songs . Tomcat Prowl and Cat Scratch Fever |
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by cthia
» Sat May 17, 2014 6:05 pm
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Dr. Arif has determined that treecat communication is psychologically beneficial. In fact, it is quite cathartic. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sat May 17, 2014 6:30 pm
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cthia
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What is the most overworked phrase on Grayson?
Look what the cat dragged in.  Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sat May 17, 2014 6:34 pm
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cthia
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During the Maccabeus coup Nimitz was catapulting like a cat on a hot tin roof.
Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia
» Sat May 17, 2014 6:37 pm
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cthia
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Favorite treecat office work.
Cataloguing. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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