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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 9:11 pm | |
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How is the Black Rock clan disaster categorized?
Cataclysmic. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 9:15 pm | |
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A treecat's religion.
Catholic. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 9:44 pm | |
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How do you identify a treecat chef?
He's the cat in the hat. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 11:29 pm | |
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Treecat's contribution to string theory.
Cat's cradle. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 11:38 pm | |
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A treecat's favorite HD character.
Katniss Everdeen. Ok. An easy one... A treecat's favorite musical. Yep. Cats. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 11:45 pm | |
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What is a treecat's name for bar hopping?
Chasing cat. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 11:47 pm | |
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What does a treecat call jail bait?
Kitty cat. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 11:52 pm | |
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What does treecats call their homeless?
Alley cats. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Fri May 16, 2014 11:55 pm | |
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What does a treecat say after taking viagra.
Catsup. Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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by cthia » Sat May 17, 2014 12:00 am | |
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Most popular treecat pickup line.
Wanna scratch my itch? Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense |
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