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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 6:05 pm

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Lab results are conclusive. Nimitz is pussy whipped.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 6:42 pm

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What do you call a treecat with a harem?

A cat of nine tails.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 6:53 pm

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What are baby treecats called?

Pussy willow branches.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 7:12 pm

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What do you call treecat phone sex?

Cat calls.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 7:41 pm

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Treecat conversations.

Female: "I bet you don't even know why I'm angry!"
Male: "Did I leave the catty-litter lid up again?"

Female: "You don't love me."
Male: "But I do. I can't live without you. I swear. If you die, I'll die."

Male: "You're always so emotional."

Female: "Of course you know that if you ever lie to me I'll know it."

Young male: "What's your secret to a long marriage?"
Old treecat: "Whatever you do, don't think it."

Young male: "Well how do you find her g-spot?"
Old male: "She really sings.

Male: "He hasn't said it but I'm certain that her father hates me."

Female: "Does my pregnancy make me look fat?"..."You bastard!"
Male: "But I didn't say anything."
Female: "You...were...thinking it!"

Two female treecats chatting in the bathroom...
"I think I need a bikini wax."
"Why?"
"It's beginning to look like a pussy willow."
"Mine looks like a furry cat."
"Wanna get a wax with me?"
"No way, he likes fur balls."


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Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 8:04 pm

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Kindergarten, most ill-mannered treecat award.

Cat-ass-trophy.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 8:14 pm

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Where does a treecat vacation to sharpen his hunting technique?

The Cat-skills.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 8:30 pm

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Most popular treecat aircar.

Catillac.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 8:32 pm

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What do you call a treecat with dual citizenship?

A tail of two cities.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Fri May 16, 2014 8:38 pm

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First two-leg equipment operated by treecats.

Caterpillar.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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