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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:36 am

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Chief, "An oldie but goodie:"

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Mange, "Don't get it two-legs the Protector's Own uniform is maroon [a shade of red] and gold thus they are all red shirts. I can see RFC posting a [G] about that.> :lol:

"Speaking of RFC another oldie:"

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<Not to mention neither RFC nor the Duckk is not real fond of fist fights [Flame Wars] between the posters on these forums either.> :D

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Yow   » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:47 am

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pokermind wrote:Chief, "An oldie but goodie:"

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Mange, "Don't get it two-legs the Protector's Own uniform is maroon [a shade of red] and gold thus they are all red shirts. I can see RFC posting a [G] about that.> :lol:

"Speaking of RFC another oldie:"

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<Not to mention neither RFC nor the Duckk is not real fond of fist fights [Flame Wars] between the posters on these forums either.> :D

Poker & Mange


Pokermind,

How do you post pictures? I see in the reply box you are posting from deviantart. I am trying to post from Flickr. Should I be able to see a picture when I preview the post before I hit send?

Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:10 am

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First picture must be under 600 pixels wide and 450 wide is better. So you may have to reduce the percent reduction you can get by (((450) / (width in pixels of pic)) x 100) I get width in pixels by copy posting in MS Paint where you can reduce it by percentage calculated by above formula. Then save, I usually add an s before the title to know it's a smaller pic, and post either back on your flicker account or elsewhere. Then copy image location.

In your post here hit the Img key above the smiles and post the image location between the bracketed img and /img.

If you don't want to reduce the pic use the URL key to link to the pic by pasting the image location in the center.

Pics should be in the preview, or the reason why you can't post the image.

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Yow   » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:13 am

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cthia wrote:Honor Harrington met James Bond. The one surviving star from Old Earth. Their initial introduction went as expected.
"Bond. James Bond."
"Mander. Sally Mander."


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:o Oh my God it worked!!! :geek: I'm a genius!

:( Oh poo, now I'm going to get in trouble.

Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Yow   » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:18 am

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:cry: Thank you Pokermind!!! You're so Awesome! :ugeek: You too, Mange!

Cthia's father ~ "Son, do not cater to the common belief that a person has to earn respect. That is not true. You should give every person respect right from the start. What a person has to earn is your continued respect!"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:24 am

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To quote French cover artist Genkis, "You make me to blush."

Poker :oops:

Yow wrote::cry: Thank you Pokermind!!! You're so Awesome! :ugeek: You too, Mange!
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Apr 09, 2014 5:36 am

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We just learned of Honor's favorite computer operating system...Ubuntu 13.10 Saucy Salamander.

Yes, there really is such a thing.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:23 am

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A treecat, hexapuma, peak bear and a gremlin became friends after the Yawata strike, vowing to avenge their fallen comrades should the two-legs ever reveal the face of the enemy. They vowed to live together in this unlikely band of heroes and had set up home deep in an uncharted Sphinx forest with plenty to hunt surrounded by beautiful acreages of wild celery patches.

Their friendship became deep and they often argued over who's the toughest.

"I'm the baddest mother-freakin' killer on the face o' the planet and ye all know it," said the hexapuma.

"Hrmmph, I'd have you for lunch and be pickin' ma teeth while starin' at Gremly over there," growled the peak bear.

"It's after midnite y'all, don't mess with Gremly after midnite," the Gremlin snarled."

Having said their peace they all turned to the unspoken treecat.

"Ok then," flattening his ears, "I'd kill all of you bitches for tearing up my celery patch! WHAT!"

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by cthia   » Wed Apr 09, 2014 3:12 pm

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Cthia wrote:
Honor Harrington met James Bond. The one surviving star from Old Earth. Their initial introduction went as expected...

"Bond. James Bond."
"Mander. Sally Mander."

Yow wrote:Image

:o Oh my God it worked!!! :geek: I'm a genius!

:( Oh poo, now I'm going to get in trouble.

Oh no! :o What have we done? We've created a terror. Or rather Pokermind created his own mini-me. :lol:

Nice job Yow. I've used your work as a desktop background for my tablet. Thanks!

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble. —cthia's father. Incident in ? Axiom of Common Sense
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:23 pm

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Chief [Evil laugh]

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"All I want for Christmas is friken sharks with laser beams mounted on their heads"

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Mange <Some one call the guys with the white coats and butterfly nets, quick!>

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