Chief tells the following joke:
So the Captain's new treecat guardian goes through a LAC Squadron's ready room on GNS Covington. These fighter jocks had decided to revive an ancient terrain custom and wear heavy sheep skin flight jackets from World War Two. The air conditioning was going full bore. The 'cat asked <Why do you have the temperature setting on so cold, two-legs?>
One of the Jocks answered, "If we don't we sweat like pigs."
<Why not leave the temperature setting on normal and take off those heavy coats?> The literally minded treecat asked.
"Because the flight jackets look cool, and at normal temperature we would sweat, humans do that to maintain normal body temperature. Sweat stinks and would rot the flight jackets so we lower the temperature." Explained the fighter Jock.
<Not only can't two legs use a mind voice to communicate with full bandwidth thoughts, but they do not pant like a normal Person. Two legs are so evolutionarily challenged.>
Poker and Mange
PS. For those thinking of joining
the Royal Manticorian Navy (tRMN) fan group you may wish to visit the GNS covington page on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/gnscovington/Membership is free and this chapter is an e-Chapter. To join visit the main address using the link Davidprovides in Links request GNS Covington as your ship.
and, Mangy Fur the Smart Alick Spacecat.
