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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:00 am

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WARNING Spoiler Joke from Cauldron of Ghosts

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Chief, "How dose Victor Cachat practice for mission or social occasions?"

Mange, <Blood, sweat, and tears?>

"No he uses a a simulator."

<Oh my God! Eric Flint is robbing Star Trek the Second Generation's holodeck and calling it a simulator!> :lol:

"Read Cauldron of Ghosts - Snippet 12."

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Fri Jan 24, 2014 5:35 am

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The Solarian Ministry of Information wishes to thank the fine artist at Mad Cow Comics for the fine image for our latest poster:

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Thanks for the idea Namelessfly and Dilandu,

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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by waddles for desert   » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:56 pm

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Every time I see this picture, specially when it is "blown up", I think Nimitz is blue because he is using his tail to tap into a high energy power supply.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Werrf   » Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:54 pm

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waddles for desert wrote:Every time I see this picture, specially when it is "blown up", I think Nimitz is blue because he is using his tail to tap into a high energy power supply.

That's reVolting.
I take it you're resistant to the idea?
What was your first response, "Ohm my god?"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Spacekiwi   » Sat Jan 25, 2014 1:54 am

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Stop it. It hertz.... :D


the jokes need a bit more amping up in my opinion though, not just the path of least resistance....

Werrf wrote:
waddles for desert wrote:Every time I see this picture, specially when it is "blown up", I think Nimitz is blue because he is using his tail to tap into a high energy power supply.

That's reVolting.
I take it you're resistant to the idea?
What was your first response, "Ohm my god?"
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by jchilds   » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:50 am

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We could politicize these jokes and convert them to DC, because there's no more charged a place than the District of Coulomb-ia. It's someplace to keep your ion.
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by the.keV.nc   » Sat Jan 25, 2014 3:56 am

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jchilds wrote:District of Coulomb-ia


Oh my. A contender for "Worst Pun in the Honorverse." I can honestly say that I hope none defeat you in the quest for that title. How horrifying it would be. Eugggghhh...
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by waddles for desert   » Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:30 pm

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One measly charged particle opened the gate that that released the torrent of current that precipitated the ionizing discharge that grounded the circuit and fried the circuitry.

Now, that explains the aberrancy in my mental processes. So? What is with the rest of you guys (and gals)? :? :? :?
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by Werrf   » Sun Jan 26, 2014 2:27 am

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Looks like I sparked something and got everybody wired...
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Re: Honorverse Humor or lack thereof.
Post by pokermind   » Sun Jan 26, 2014 3:54 pm

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WARNING Spoiler Joke from Cauldron of Ghosts

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Please note Snippets of Cauldron of Ghosts are being posted in Snippets here: http://forums.davidweber.net/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=4903















Chief, "Why can't you drink General Thandi Palane, commander of Torch’s armed forces, under the table?"

Mange, <She's got a hollow leg?>

"Kind of, 'with her metabolism and constitution, getting drunk was a lot easier said than done. She’d only managed to do it twice in her life,' Cauldron of Ghosts. "

<No doubt one of them was when Namelessfly tried to get her drunk enough to take a shower for him.>

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"Better to be hung for a hexapuma than a housecat," Com. Pang Yau-pau, ART.
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