WARNING!! NEWBIES!!
HEAVE TO!!!! PLEASE HEED!!!!
Bringing up the grav lance (TWTSNBN) is a capital offense!
DON'T DO IT
This warning is meant to prevent you from getting your head chopped off. If you have a brilliant idea or use for the
grav lance, keep it to yourself! I know that may go against the grain of wanting to share your epiphany. I know that the site invites newcomers to come and share their thoughts. But it does not warn that there are landmines, topics, that are taboo to the author himself.
The reason this is so, is because these topics have been discussed for months, and months, and months, and months. Which have turned into years, and years, and years, and years, until they have gotten on the author's last nerve.
You and I didn't have anything to do with the years he was annoyed by this topic in the early days of the Honorverse, but believe me, that won't matter if you bring that damn
grav lance up. I know you didn't create the damn thing, and neither did I. But that fact won't matter one damn bit if you bring it up.
The fact that you feel you have a fresh new idea about it doesn't matter. If you want to use it as the basis for another idea,
like part of a safety net to bust MA warships hiding in stealth, or anything else that sounds brilliant to you. Flush it!
Look at it as the price you have to pay for discovering the Honorverse this late in your life, or for your generational ship arriving to the party unfashionably late.
I know! I know! It isn't fair, but it's a malignant galaxy out there.
It's unbelievable that there is a landmine in the forum that you can step on, but believe me, there is. It's hidden and not discussed. They cutely call it
TWTSNBN (The Weapon That Should Not Be Named). Again, cute. But it doesn't tell newbies a damn thing about the shunned classified info that is more stealthy than Apollo pods, until you step on it. And many of the posters who are responsible for beating the hell out of this one particular horse, to the annoyance and chagrin of the author, will take great pleasure in laughing at you.
I'm a bit more civilized than that. Thank God for my parents.
So, I'll do what Honor did for the ignorant Solarians when they hypered in, and illuminate the landmine so you can see it . . .
DANGER! DANGER! Will Robinson!!! ****** *
I had high hopes for this thread, and I commend Theemile for his attempt. I wish it began with a heading in the largest available font, set in bold letters, to more assuredly capture the attention of excited newcomers.
Also, I request that the
grav lance be listed immediately, instead of several pecking orders after the other supposedly dead horses, that either obviously aren't dead, or have sentimental owners who simply can't put them out to pasture.
Trust me, I understand wanting to discuss material found in the books. For that reason, the only thing that should be listed in the no fly zone is the
grav lance. Which the author himself shut down.
I have no problem with a discussion of dead horses following afterwards, but if the damn horses are still moving, if they still have riders, then they aren't dead.
How the hell is a newbie going to be properly warned about a topic that shouldn't be brought up, if it's hidden inside the wedges of so much bullshit.
And believe me, if concern for the newbie is this threads top priority, then anything other than a warning for topics the author himself shut down, is, indeed. BULLSHIT!
So, continue to discuss these topics all you want. Believe me, I understand. Just don't say the thread is for newbies, because if the message is lost in the rhetoric. If the warning buoy isn't shining bright enough in-system when a newbie hypers in, with nothing else on his mind other than a zero/zero intercept with posting his brilliant idea about the grav lance, then it is not
his failure.
If we fail to lay out a proper warning, and what happened to me happens to another newbie, then just like Honor failing to protect herself, I will cuss and fuss for the sake of the newbie til either the cows come home, the moon glows red, or until Janacek or Duckk beaches me!
Anything else is uncivilized, because evil will prevail if good men do nothing but laugh.
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P.S.
David Weber = RFC = runsforcelery